I'm referring to the joy boys with the plasti dip, the big obnoxious stickers on their windshield like "dapper" or some shit, the bagged wheels and suspensions that drop the car so low to the ground that a puddle would drown it. The dudes who use 50 hash tags on Instagram because their Jetta is their passion. The ones who's engine sound is drowned out by their turbo. The guys who pay people to take photoshoots of their cars.