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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/21/2015 2:15:28 AM
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Alright. How do you suppose we do that? Should we just get smaug to...I don't know get kinky with some of the dragonetes?
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No. Its simple. Wait until they are hurt bad and I will show you.
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 7/21/2015 2:22:07 AMAlright. *a portal opens* Let's go. *enters portal* [spoiler]what pants do you have again?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]i think still the shield ones because you never gave me new ones[/spoiler] Try to leave them all alive. I want to try something. Then we can kill others.
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Sure thing?! [spoiler]lets continue tomorrow. Respond to this for later.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]alright[/spoiler] *I jump through the portal*
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*you enter to find a flat field. The sky is an unnatural blue.* Hello tubs.
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What is this place? *I look at who said my name*
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....tubs why are you looking in the air? *im behind you*
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Oh sorry. I thought I heard something. What is this place?
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This....is where we fight. *draws songblade*
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What? I thought we were fighting dragons.
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No.... I just wanted us to be alone. To fight in a balanced and....intriguing environment. Truth is....this is a test....to see if you are worthy to wear those pants. I give you one last chance to decide upon a different pair though.....
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No, I will keep these. Let's fight. *I grin* What are you waiting for?
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heh.... THEN PROVE YOUR SKILL WITH THEM! *jump attacks* [spoiler]lets stick with one or two movements a turn. It makes it flow nicer[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ok[/spoiler] [spoiler]i forgot, what am I proving my skill with?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]just use the pants right[/spoiler] *is jump attacking*
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[spoiler]ok[/spoiler] *uses the pants*
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*attack is blocked* *kicks you in the shin*
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*punches you in the face* *knees you in the gut*
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*blocks the knee and throws you off balance*
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*falls and opens a portal before I hit the ground* *opens portal above you so I fall on top of you*
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*throws you down when you land on me*
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*pulls you with me* *gets on top of you and punches you repeatedly*
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[spoiler]i didn't know physics worked like that...[/spoiler] *gets my knife and stabs you in the side*
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*falls over* *shoots you in the head with my crossbow* [spoiler]they do now[/spoiler]
