Bet you thought you'd never see me again.
Any advice, future self?
Edit: [spoiler]Ahh I leave for a few days and I'm swamped with past mes! This is pretty great.[/spoiler]
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You know that girl that looks like the girl you currently like? Yeah, you're going to go out with her, and then she'll take your virginity. I know you're only 14 but remember to pull out even with a condom. The condom will break on the 4th or 5th time. Good luck!