I can see it now..... Ghost: "A man is not the ghost" Me: "That's great, can you open the door." Ghost: "You must give the ghost three wishes" Me: "Open the damn door, kill everything, and grant me every exotic in the game." Ghost: "A man cannot tell a ghost exactly when he must do a thing." Me: "Sorry ghost, I don't have any dancing emotes to keep me busy. I didn't buy the collector's edition." Ghost: "Ghosts are not mocked, this is not a joking thing." Me: "We aren't getting anywhere are we?" Ghost: "If I do this thing, a man must obey." Me: "Will you open the door?" Ghost: "Unname me." Me: "Done.... you're not the ghost. You're nothing." Unnamed Ghost: "Only death may pay for life." Me: "Let's do this! LEEROY JENKINS!"