Try to make me salty. I [i]double[/i] dare you. Bet nothing you say can make me react in a negative way. Try your best, Guardians!
EDIT: I feel I have an unfair advantage, so I'll give you some ammo:
I am a ginger
I live in Australia
I have yet to visit the Lighthouse
First person to invoke some salt within me gets an as yet undecided prize of my choosing*.
[spoiler]*prize will likely be nothing of value or desire, most likely a kind word or encouraging slogan.[/spoiler]
EDIT: To those apologising or saying jk, it's ok. Not necessary. I asked for this, I don't expect anyone to be nice. ;D
EDIT 15/07 @appx11:55pm: Alright guys, it's been an absolute [i]hoot[/i], but I've got to go to sleep now. Keep those salt covered snacks coming my way, and I'll keep chowing down. :D
I'll strive to reply to everyone, but I'm only one man. Cut me some slack! Night, Guardians.
EDIT 16/07 @4:37pm: Alright guys, end of day two for me, and this little experiment has turned into more of a game than anything. Got some really creative and humourous methods being employed here, and some especially devious ones to try to prod me into salt-mode ;). Keep at it, guys, and I'll get around to replying some time tomorrow. Peace!
EDIT 17/07 @5:30PM: So, it would seem I underestimated the amount of people that would attempt to give rise to the sodium chloride within me. Because of this, I am unable to reply to every person, unless I was to employ an army of super-intelligent chameleons who had a WPM of 90 and above. And let's face it, chameleons, super-intelligent it not, can't type faster than 85 WPM, and that just isn't acceptable.
So, taking that into account, I will only be able to reply to a small amount of you. Had to turn the notifications off on my phone, as it was going flat within an hour with the amount of insults hurled my way! Impressive feat, Guardians!
Feel free to play amongst yourselves, though. But remember to keep it classy, guys and gals. Wouldn't want anyone to succumb to Ninja justice on account of me. ;)
Have fun!
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I don't care where you live. I don't care what color your hair is. And I'm sure no one cares that you don't feel like trying hard at a family video game to go 9-0 in the trials of o' so serious. However, I do care about making sure that if anyone was to make you salty, it should not be me. I will instead be the water to the NaCl levels of your bloodstream, (no matter how anti-salty they may be) and dissolve the shizzle out of it. I'm sure deep down you are a laid back individual thoroughly enjoying your time reading people obnoxiously over-exaggerate insults in an extremely feeble attempt to make a line of text with a profile angry. Why don't you go do something productive with your time? Read a book that inspires you, not comments that drag you down. Maybe go for a jog or explore the town, there's a lot you could do rather than infest your mind with hate. This coming from a gamer who just cares. The beauty in life can't viewed from behind a wall of negativity. Stay chill my friend -The Most Interesting Raccoon Alive.