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Edited by nychuss:
7/23/2015 11:31:08 AM
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So my Daughter asked me the question
My daughter asked me the question, the one that every parent feels that they have to answer, but how far into detail do you go. I didn't want to go with the birds and the bees (how uncool is that mess) but the alternatives seemed worse. Then I thought about the traveler and its light and the guardians. I told her of the travelers light and how it goes into the guardians and they gain superpowers (she watches me play all the time so she got it) The rest got even more awkward but in the end I told her that her superpower was having babies. Thanks Bungie!!
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Your daughter is going to become the stranger. She won't have time to explain why she doesn't have to explain
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6 RepliesI'm just gonna sit my son down in front of the TV and put "Big Booty Bitches 7" on. He'll learn everything he needs to from that, especially how to slap a ho.
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God dang it. Just wait till she says "What's a black hammer" you better use Destiny to explain that as well.
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2 RepliesMommy is the Queens chest Daddy opens it with his key Daddy gets all the boo-tay!
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12 RepliesWtf...I don't understand why people share stupid shit like this on the forums. Keep that personal business to yourself
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1 ReplyJust be happy she's not a blade dancer...
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Will bang if 34 w/Ghorn Max Thorn and final round sniper.... You have destroyed her life m8.
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She will now only date someone with a gjallahorn
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If she is any where above 6 years old.... you done fu[i]c[/i]ked up
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1 ReplyYour daughter watches you play destiny and understood the story?
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7 RepliesSo in this terrible analogy that will ultimately warp your child's views on sex, The Traveler's Light is jizz right? Let me paint a picture of your daughter's first sexual experience: Pink-Polo Popped Collar XBox Scrub: "I'm gonna forge you in my light baby." Your Daughter: "Guardian down."
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1 Reply"I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain, now go ask mom..."
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Until she becomes a super hero and overpopulates the earth with her super power
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Wtf? You couldn't just say "the penis goes in the vagina" you'll enjoy this in about 7 years
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Doesnt matter what you told her. Expose her to social media and the internet and send her to public school and you'll be fine
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3 RepliesYeah, bad move in my opinion. At 7 my daughter asked the question and I answered casually and honestly. When you avoid or lie, it makes sex taboo and they feel discounted, betrayed when they do find out. Ask yourself: who do I want them learning this from? So, be a Guardian and be brave enough to tell the truth. Otherwise, why should they come to you when they need you as a parent?
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I've never understood why actual truth and biological reasoning isn't used. Why not just honestly explain to children how they came into existence. They are like sponges. Either soaking up knowledge or bullshit. Not saying you are spouting bullshit, just saying.
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2 RepliesShould have told her "I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain"
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If you really used Destiny as a guide, this could go either 1 of 2 ways... I could tell you about a time when this was important. I could tell you about the great courting process... OR I don't have time to explain, why I don't have time to explain. Tell her to read it herself using a 3rd party system like an app on the internet.
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3 RepliesI think it's best that they just know because it becomes awkward with vast internet
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What's her subclass?
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3 Replies"Well honey, at a special time the defender titan uses ward of dawn, and all the golden guns shoot it to get the titan inside." Conception, you're welcome.
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1 ReplyWhen the speaker met the queen, they were just friends. But as time went by, they realized they had special feelings for each other. 1 night, they decided to start a family. The speaker put his light into the queen and that's how the dinklebot was created
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5 Replies[i]"Uhh, when a guardian loves a stranger.... ehh, sometimes he want's to uh, show off his light. So he gives her thousands of rare engrams. And sometimes, just sometimes that engram can turn into something exotic and evertone is happy. But then the stranger don't have time to explain why she don't have time to explain, and then she turns into Omnigul, and you have to silence her screams."[/i]
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1 ReplyWtf? Bet this post is bull$hit
