Basically one of my mates is confessing his love to my penis, even after i have told him to stop, I don't have a problem with him talking to it and stuff because in our friendship we try to get along with each others penises as well but for some reason and even after i have told him that it won't happen he is still persisting.
I basically want to know if anyone has been in this situation and what they done?
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Claim your territory the proper way. Piss on your girlfriend.