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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/24/2015 3:36:29 AM
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OWW!!!
*I hold my face*
That was a nerf gun man!
*the man walks up to you and waits for more instructions from me*
Me: YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!!!!!! But mainly because he needed to test how good he is in a fight and I thought it would be funny. Which it was when he back handed you and made you go flying.
*I start laughing*
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When I cant use magyk or allies it should be expected. I lack in the phisical department. [spoiler]jk. XD[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ignore the other comment, I misunderstood you[/spoiler] It was still hilarious. DO IT ONE MORE TIME!!! *the man backhands you again*
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....you fucķed up. *I grab his arm and rip it off then backhand him with it*
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*he goes flying* *I start laughing more* *the arm goes flying to him and reconnects* Me:But good fight Sithis. *I get up and back hand you myself* WHAT!? WHY DIDN'T YOU GO FLYING!?!?
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...*I rip off your arm then backhand you with it*
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*I scream because my arm got ripped off* PUT IT BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!! *I scream even more because the pain*
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*I reconnect it* Now... *I use magyk to fuse it to your body which of course feels life im ripping your toung out of your body*
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*I sit there with tears in my eyes* I CAN'T TAKE THE PAIN!!!! *I start screaming*
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Shut up or ill reconnect it wrong. *I continue the process
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*I shut up*
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*I finish reconnecting it then walk away with some vodka*
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*I look at you* I did that when i was drunk.....
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What!?
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*drunkily laughs* Mi-*burps*might wanna check that arm.....!
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*I look at my arm*
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*its on perfectly straight but a finger is missing* ... *a finger is sticking out of my mouth*
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Put it back!!!!
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*runs away* Catch me if you can! *goes lightspeed around the planet over and over again*
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*the man holds out his hand and waits for you to run in to it*
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*I dodge his hand each time*
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*he fires the laser and keeps it going non stop*
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*I take his arm with me as I run*
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*he is still connected to his arm* *he punches you repeatedly*
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*I drop him in a ocean and continue running*
