Last week, Xur didn't sell a weapon. A lot of us thought it was Gjallarhorn and Bungie was blam-blocking us. Well...
Turns out, Xur is just a crafty little troll, probably controlled by the master troll, Master Rahool.
Afterall, his will is not his own and...
Y'all just needed a little Patience and Time.
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And Bungie need to face the Truth, cause they're just a big Thorn in our flat little rears. The game's awesome pre-launch footage was the perfect Icebreaker, but now their word is as reliable as a Dreg's Promise to single-handedly take on Oryx, like they're some sort of Universal Remote or something. They better have a Plan C in place for all the crap they're pulling, cause we the players have The Last Word, yet it feels like they're intentionally ignoring so much of our Super Good Advice.