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Edited by PANDAPOWER0922:
7/25/2015 7:28:15 PM
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Panda walks the streets of downtown cedyetica. He kicks a rock across the side walk thinking of his homeland. That place was one of the last places untouched by man.
" I remember what nature was really supposed to look like", panda thought to himself.
"The pictures of nature we show our children today are not what real nature looks like. They will never see the real beauty of our earth, the way it was meant to be."
Panda stops to smoke a cigar in an alley staring into the night sky.
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Is this you A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. After having sex, the panda abruptly leaves. The next night, the woman goes to the panda's house. "You owe me money," she says. "For what?" The woman rolls her eyes and explains, "I'm a prostitute." The panda pulls out a dictionary and looks it up: "Prostitute: Has sex for money." The panda says, "I don't have to pay you. I'm a panda -- look it up." She is about to protest when the bear hands her the dictionary. The woman looks up "panda" in the dictionary. It says, "Panda: Eats bush and leaves."
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Edited by PANDAPOWER0922: 7/25/2015 3:47:42 PMReally
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I laughed
