Prove me wrong.
[spoiler]This thread is dedicated to le Dia de Independencia and to all those who serve, have served, will serve, and have died serving.
God Bless the mudafukin United States of America [/spoiler]
SO I'M IN HAWAII RIGHT NOW AND I JUST VISITED PEARL HARBOR ON GODDAMN MURICA DAY. DON'T GET ANY MORE GODDAMN MURICAN THAN THAT
OCEAN SALTIER THAN USUAL TODAY. MUST BE ALL THOSE BRITISH TEARS
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Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!