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Edited by Trashcan Jesus:
7/25/2015 9:33:57 PM
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[i]On the ground where Wilson lies, his armor hisses and clicks, his shielding roars back to life, and he uses his jet pack to stand back up. His MG3 immediately swings to aim at June, his protonic inversion blade appears again. Standing to full height, the flag across his back blows in the wind, ripped to pieces by Cobalt's shotgun. He draws both of his magnums, and pulls the hammers back. His thrusters roar to life, as he slams into June as she is recovering.[/i]
Stay out of my head, bitch.
[i]He fires two shots point blank into her, the .50 caliber shells slamming into her. Holstering them, he uppercuts her, his blade out. Not only does the blade feel like a plasma cutter, she is electrocuted again as his fist connects with her chin.[/i]
Because I intend to take yours.
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[b]HIT![/b] [i]The bullets and uppercut rattle June's slender body. As she falls to the ground, she rolls back into the tree stump by the lake.[/i] "Brrr, that's quite a shock, isn't it? I wood be better off if you refrained from touching me." [i]Following the greatest pun in existance, she backflips over the stump. When she lands on the opposite side of the rotting bark, she cuts across it with her estoc, and kicks the severed piece of log at you.[/i]
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[i]His MG3 screams to life, ripping the log apart, as bullets keyhole towards her, and some others continue straight on.[/i] [spoiler]Getting hit by a keyholing bullet is worse than a clean shot. Keyholing rounds spin in the air and are typically twisted and smashed after hitting something. They still retain lethal velocity, and tumble when they enter flesh, making for really, really nasty wounds.[/spoiler] I'm not much on puns, but I am big on guns. [i]His MG3 screams again. tracking her.[/i]
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[i]June continues to evade with care, the bullets getting closer and closer to her as she progressively moves to and fro. At last she jumps into the air, and casts a ball of purple fire that crashes into the ground, sending out a shockwave that knocks you into the shallow lake.[/i]
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[i]The water crackles with electricity as he stands back up.[/i] Oh I'm not that easy, sweetie. [i]Steam billows from his armor, and the barrel of the MG3.[/i] Come on, face you fears, accept your war.... [i]His thrusters kick in again, and he trucks her. Grabbing her, he lifts her Bane-style, and slams her into his knee. She is electrocuted yet again.[/i]
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[b]HIT![/b] [i]June dashes backwards after the blow has been dealt.[/i] "My my, gents. I must say, I'm rather impressed... Huff... But I won't let it fall to pieces that easily. People have always called me a tease. I hope these blue balls don't give you cold feet for next time..." [b]The boss has escaped the fight![/b] [spoiler]That was the killing blow for this portion of the fight. You don't get to kill her juuuust yet... Huehuehue...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]VBHFDSNVBHJ GOD -blam!-ING DAMMIT[/spoiler]
