Take away everyone's guns, invade the moon, deport Justin Bieber, make a cat my VP, declare Alligators to be people, scare rednecks with fire and technology, annex Mexico, make cigarettes illegal, make Space Jam the national anthem, insult Russia, and wall New Jersey off entirely, before putting all the guns I took earlier in that one state. Second term would be mainly devoted to creating a real-life Godzilla.