*claps slowly* please tell me more about this alternate timeline
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During the "Great Chicago Fiesta" the reanimated corpse of Abraham Lincoln lead the zombie hoard against the survivors, who were strangely lead by a time-traveling Dick Cheney.
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I see, and where were you during these events?
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I was actually in Hamunaptra with a group of archaeologists at that time. IDK what happened, but someone read some voodoo out of a creepy old book and suddenly dead things were trying to kill us.
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Wait...how did you come to this time then?
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Since I identify as a 5th dimensional being, I am not constrained by space, time, or alternate universes and dimensions.
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I see....so you're kind of like a human terminator on steroids...