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Hey Julie... why am I here again? *stares inside fridge*
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you forgot your penis in the freezer
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Oh right. *grabs penis out the freezer and gets in taxi*
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*drives you to your cigar smoking porch*
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Ahhh chit. I'm out of cigars!!! Julie... you got one I can bum?
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Yes, but first u have to turn around, drop your pants and bend over
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DEAR GAWD @_@ [i]Intensively watches*[/i]
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*glares at you*
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And also NEVER LET THIS POST DIE!!!
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[spoiler]i got to[/spoiler]
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No you don't....there is another. Another destined taxi driver...
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Lol nope, just me
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Are you hiring?
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Yes, but only dead people
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Well you have a lot in your trunk don't you ;;;;)
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[i]Slowly backs away and starts running into a sprint*[/i]
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*runs after you*
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[i]Throws pocket sand*[/i]
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*sand goes in eyes* >.<