If fighting is to result in victory, the you must fight! Sun Tzu said that!
And I'd say he know a little more about it than you, pal, be cause he invented it!
And then he perfected it so no living man could best him in the ring of honour!
Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth, herded them on a boat, and beat the crap out of every single one!!
(Laughs) and from that day forward when a bunch of animals are gathered in one place, it's called a zoo! Unless it's a farm!
RED Soldier, Team Fortress 2. Just watch Meet the Soldier.
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"Grass grows, birds fly, and brother, I hurt people! I'm a force of nature! If you were from where I was from, you'd be f**** dead!" - Meet the Scout "I fear no man. But that thing...? It scares me." - Meet the Pyro "Ohhh, they're gonna have to glue you back together! IN HELL!" Meet the Demoman "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." Meet the Heavy "How am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubber from tearing me a structurally superfluous behind? The answer, is a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun." Meet the Engineer "Be Polite, Be Efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet." Meet the Sniper "Now? Let's go practice medicine..." Meet the Medic The only one I can't quote is the Meet the Spy trailer xD
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"Mphmphmph. MMMMMM MMMMMM!" - Pyro