Actually I did read it. And don't come lecturing me about English little boy. I know what a drunk is. YOU asked for only the finest drunks (noun - someone who drinks alcohol excessively and frequently). However YOU also stipulated that unless you drink 2 beers beforehand you will be kicked (presumably as you will not be a "drunk"). So therefore insinuating that 2 drinks is good enough to be defined as a "finest drunk".. Perhaps you should ensure that your posts could not be construed differently to your way of thinking before dishing out insults.