[quote]A girl with no arms and no legs was crying on a beach. A man saw the girl and asked what was wrong. "I've never been hugged" she said. So the man hugged her and went on his way. She was still crying when a second man walked up to her and asked what was wrong. "I've never been kissed" she said So the man kissed her and went on his way. Still, she was crying, and a third man walked up to her and asked what was wrong. "I've never been Fu[i]c[/i]ked before" she complained So the man picked her up, threw her in the ocean and yelled: [spoiler][b]WELL YOURE FU[i]C[/i]KED NOW!![/b][/spoiler] And went on his way.[/quote]