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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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Not destiny but when playing CoD "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY CHAIR?!? ARE YOU EATING CEREAL IN [b]MY[/b] CHAIR! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU."
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I fell asleep
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I'm always scared of accidentally leaving my mic on or idle in a party when my girlfriend randomly comes over. I turn my system off just so nothing happens by accident.
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I'm sick right now so I was in kings fall and I had to blow my nose, so I took a tissue, blew my nose hard, then because I pushed hard I ripped a huge fart. Then some random guy asked if I pooped myself
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16 RepliesI occasionally go into raids using only a schwarzenegger soundboard.
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fist me daddy.
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6 RepliesI ordered a pizza during a nightfall
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In raid with nerdy sounding dude who lives with his mom. Forgets to mute mic "YEAH MOM ILL COME RUB LOTION ON IT IN A MINUTE" Apparently mommy has a rash and needed his help
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"Go make friends"
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Cock sckin dogs stop shitting I the house
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A kid raging at his mom about taking the garbage out after hes done vog raid was funny hearing him and his mother arguen
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14 RepliesI heard "i dont care if youre pregnant, im going to shove my cell phone so far up there my son will be able to text me when he is coming out."
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I play the John Cena theme everytime someone addresses me in the raid today
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It was dead silent and eventually someone farted and shouted "OH DAMMIT", dropped his mic and went AFK for about 20 minutes. It sounded like they made a mess ;)
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Guy:it would be easy if the party was costumes, I already got one Girl: which one? Guy:the big ass winnie the pooh Girl: *sexy voice* Give me your Honey And then I lost it
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8 Replies[b]THAT WILL BE ANSWERED THIS MONDAY NIGHT AT SUPER SLAAAM![/b]
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I yelled at my husband to be quiet! Really loud. I was mortified when I realized my mic was on. Luckily it was just randoms.
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1 ReplyEdited by PrimitiveAK: 10/5/2015 4:14:46 AMThis guy in our party forgot to mute his mic and he was raging his life out the whole time after he said "I'm muting my mic" 10 seconds later we hear a loud THUD and it says his mic is now disabled. 10 minutes later we found out his controller went RIP LOL
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Edited by Awokenbro22: 10/5/2015 2:18:50 AMNo joke I was in a raid group with some random guys. These guys were all friends irl, and all they talked about was how they are going to fail their drug tests. It was hilarious.
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Ok so i sent a message to my friend... It said the friend that i wanted... And it sent to another... And i said to kick to person that it was sent to....
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I think my friend was fapping one time. There was like 3 of us in a party. It was dead quite for a few mins. Out of nowhere all I hear is "Hold on mama my pants are down"!......I died. xD
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1 ReplyI do impressions of Morgan Freeman, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Cr1tikal, and other peeps. Just join random teams at the tower, join the party, and have some fun.
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I had just brought my dog back inside while everyone in the fireteam was running around the tower. I thought it was muted and I started going ham talking to my dog (you know the way people talk to their pets) and the guys in my fireteam heard the whole thing. They've called me puppy boy ever since. I'm only slightly salty about it
