I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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Blam! I just had a wet fart!
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When my sister starts yelling at me to get off
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I have a little sister with Down's "One sec guys, gotta check something" *forgets to mute mic* *goes to bathroom" "JILLIAN!!!!!!! Holy shit! There's shit [b]everywhere![/b]"
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There was this one time back when the Dark Below was still brisk and frustrating, Crota's End Raids took like four years when one of my older friends went Afk... Thinking he had muted his mic, he walked away and all we heard was him screaming across his house "HOLY SHIT DAD WHY THE -blam!- ARE YOU NAKED!!" "DONT -blam!-ING -blam!- ME WEIRDO" *Followed by awkward smacking sounds* There was other quotes but hahahah, thats the only two I can think of, me and my friends were laughing to hard to even say anything
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This guy I was with had his 4 year old children in the room with him, first they were making noises like "ching chong chang chong" and he said "let me sort them out" he dropped his mic didn't mute and I heard "now shut up you we are not in -blam!-ing China you know sho ching chong chang the -blam!- up your ass" he then comes back we do some stuff and he goes to the toilet and doesn't mute again... We hear a scream and somone shouting "who put bloody marshmallows in the toilet because now I can't piss because they are distracting me" I had to mute my mic and go for a walk out side idk why I laughed so much lol.
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NECRO BUMP!!!!!
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Lol ive had conversations with my friends only to realize i had my mic on mute the whole time. Haha i thought they were ignoring me
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Cayde's quotes
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This one kid said "Who drank all the chocolate milk" All of us was dying of laughter.
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So a month or so ago my friend and I were playing minecraft and for me the time was like 11 or 12 and my friend is 3 hours ahead and he fell asleep with out muting his mic and I had tried to wake him but to no avail.
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Being -blam!- by oryx then trying to sing it away in the end all you hear is someone didn't like oryx's sword up there àss
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I said some really racist Shit, my Mic was out so I thought I was good but my Kinect was on so they heard it through there
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Edited by RU55lA: 9/17/2015 3:01:06 PMI was once doing the devils lair strike when I forgot I had my mic on and started talking to my dog saying " LUCY! YOU IS SUCH A SWEET GIRL! Yeah! Yeah! She just love to be loved! She just try to be sweet!". I also heard someone talking to their mom on the phone saying " yeah I already brushed my teeth"
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A clan member and his GF having sex in the next room One of the funniest nights on the game
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Told me two year old son to stop stepping on my scrotum
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"Okay we're at 19500 and they're at 15000,we can win as long as they don't pull a cat out of their ass" [spoiler]the enemy pulled a cat out of their ass[/spoiler]
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One of my freinds was talking about going to college and they said "yea if my teacher is hot i would totallly tap that" then all you hear is his mother say "EXCUSE ME!"
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Heard a guy say he was really mad at the fireteam to his brother, dude forgot to turn his mic off, best thing was one of our members called him out it was so funny.
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Some dude selling pot at his front door
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I heard people having sex . No joke
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Sometimes when in crucible by myself I sing randomly and freak out on my teammates thinking they can't hear me and one guy with a deep voice responded and it was awkward
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Love you to baby no i love yooouu more! -blam!-in relationships man...
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I was using the vestian dynasty for the frist time with some friends on patrol. " hey babe check this out. -pew-pew-pew-" my friends starting laughing like crazy then I realized they had heard my self made gun sounds.
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Edited by Hamzurglar: 9/15/2015 6:25:12 PM"Don't suck em! Lick em I said" Heard this