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10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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Playing with a pretty big group. One dude was getting frustrated and left our fire team but stayed in the party chat. He is silent for quite a while, most people in the group have forgotten about him. Then one dude chimes in referencing the other guy who left and said something along the lines of "he was having a bit of a spaz earlier." The dude who left our team then says, "well, I've had enough for today," and signs off. Then I just hear this super awkward, "oohhhhh..." from the guy who called the other one a spaz. I had to mute my mic so I could laugh hysterically without offending anyone else.
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My brother wore his wireless Turtlebeach set into the bathroom and took a long leak. Embarrassing.
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Edited by BallAndKoolAid: 9/2/2015 5:20:23 PMOn black ops 2 I heard what sounded like a guy watching porn He was away for about two games of search
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I left to the bathroom and forgot to put the mute. And my wife enter the room and started screaming bad words because i didnt clean the room. She's puertorican so you can imagine all the bad words in spanish you can think
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4 RepliesI was playin a raid and we were haveing a break and someone in our team had to "go to the kitchen" and when he "went to the kitchen " we heard moaning and a women yelling "OHHHHHHHH YAAAAAAAAAAAAW FIST ME DADDY!"
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12 RepliesEdited by Dabsta: 8/18/2015 9:12:32 PMThere's this southern guy I play with often and he is a Dad. An...interesting Dad. If his kids start acting up we will hear him yell "Hey, stop picking on your sister or I'll come over there and kick you in the throat!" "Boy, put the pop back in the fridge, I said you could have milk! I swear, I will bust your face on the counter." These are just a few of the phrases the are produced by his fatherly love. [spoiler]As far as I can tell, he doesn't actually physically abuse his family.[/spoiler]
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Toilet bowl flushing…
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Lol just remembered another incident which happened years ago, but was way funnier. I was over at my friend's house playing Black Ops zombies on Kino. We were playing online with a random xbox friend he had called GodBodie (can't remember the exact gamertag), and my god was this guy high. About every 30 seconds he would laugh maniacally and yell at the zombies he had just killed. On one round, he died right after getting juggernog, and he yelled at the top of his lungs, "GOD DAMN ZOMBIE WHORES!!! TOOK MY GAWDDANG JUGGERNAWG!" My friend and I were on the floor laughing our lunch up, we went down 3 rounds in a row because we weren't even playing. In between rants we could hear him wiff on whatever drug he was taking, and he'd make a grunting noise after each one. We were laughing so hard. The funniest part came around round 20 when he had to go to the bathroom. He was mad because, in his words (yes he did bring the mic into the bathroom with him), "the piss was taking too long to come out", so when he came back he said the funniest thing I have ever heard on xbox live: "WHERE'S A KNIFE?! I'M GON' MAKE MY PEEHOLE AS BIG AS A WATERHOSE!!" My friend ended the game after that, and we spent the next 10 minutes laughing our asses off.
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I played poe with a kid must've been about 13 or 14 at least, we opened the chest and he got a legendary machine gun and started shouting "mom mom mom!! Look! I got.." (mic mutes) Then he unmutes and he thinks we only heard the very beginning of what he said so he starts trying to play it off as a song going "momamom mom maamaamo". I laughed to myself but I didn't tell him it was obvious he was trying to get his mommy to see how good he is at rng and his pathetic attempt to cover it up made it so much more embarrassing.
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I once was playing halo 3 and me and one of my ex's where messing around. The controller with the headset where next to her head Preety much the whole time. They still bring that up till this day. :)
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Me and my friend were playing Zombies on BO2 and he started swearing cause he died and lost all of his perks and I heard a door open in the background and heard WHAT THE HE** DID YOU JUST SAY??? He than left the party
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A teammate's girlfriend commented on his big and sweaty bollocks while she fondled him down there when we were at the Gatekeeper. We heard everything and couldn't stop laughing.
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I once was complaining to my mom about someone ate all my white chocolate covered pretzels and I said somebody better by me some more and I went on for a while only to realize my cousin and friend were laughing hysterically because they heard it through the mic
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I overheard a woman cussing out her deadbeat husband who wouldn't answer his phone
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Edited by Zoobz: 9/2/2015 8:15:22 AMUgh recently was having Nat issues with my friend. Joined our other friends party. Somehow we were able to talk. I usually mute my mic and apparently didn't the guys party we joined was super loud. Annoying but we didn't want to leave since we had actually connected. Then this happened. Party owner : well guys I guess I'll be going Me: thank god. Party owner: I heard that. Me: -blam!-.
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Well I was doing nightfall and got icebreaker and I went mad xD
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Lol one of these moments will be up on the channel soon till then here is this sub and like if you enjoy it thanks
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1 ReplyOne of my friends said he was getting off to go see a movie. I guess he thought he turned his xbox off but actually didn't, because he never left our party, and throughout the next hour we listened to him get into a huge fight with his mom because she didn't approve of the movie he wanted to see, which was a horror movie. She was saying things like "I don't want you to go see some...SATANIC movie with demons and possession and all that evil stuff! It's not healthy for a boy your age to watch things like that." And he would just keep saying "MOOM, STOP BEING A B*TCH!" This went on for awhile, then eventually he called her a whore, and that was the last thing I heard.
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I swear to god i will rip ur dick off.
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Funniest thing I heard. Someone in chat party had a very sensitive mic. He farted. We all heard it.
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"DOG I WILL FIST YOU WITH A CACTUS" she was barking all day lol
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"Aw www that Titan spanked me."
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Well guy we played with once, he was in another Fireteam, and was being a pain in the ass during a Crota run....he then apparently goes to the toilet and doesnt mute mic...so everyone can here, and one guy goes off his rocker and rage quits. Anytime our clan needed to go to the bathroom after that, we say "Gotta go take a <insert idiot non-muter's name here>"
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1 Reply*eating a ham and cheese sourdough muffing and drops it* NO NOT MY PERFECTLY GOOD ****ING MUFFIN!
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I was doing VOG with randoms about 2 months ago, we were at confluxes and this all of the sudden a womans voice is heard in the background. One of the guys says " i gotta go guys" so he leaves the fireteam, but not the party. We begin to hear what we believe to be the brink of a divorced marriage. This woman was reading that dude a riot act. I asked " does anyone know this guy?" one of the other guys says " yeah i know him". We agreed to wipe and listen in for a bit until we heard a kid crying in the background and then it got uncomfortable. We then boot the dude from the party and continue on. I asked the guy who knew the dude getting yelled at "is that normal?" he replies "yeah, hes not the best and she is a just skank" i go wow thats presumptuous...he then goes well she has banged a few of our friends. Mind blown. While beating templar i said " man does anyone regret booting him from the party?" everyone said yes. It was weird but we couldnt stop listening....that is until the kid cried....def f'ed up for sure
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I called my cousin a filthy slut, I burned that side of the family right off.
