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Edited by Asforme: 10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!

I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming! Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves? Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D

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  • I was singing a song from Starstruck...

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  • Friend's mom: YOURE LUCKY YOUR ROOM IS AS CLEAN AS YOUR JUNK.

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  • I answered my cell & started arguing with a bill collector & forgot to mute my mic.

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  • So I was playing with my fireteam and had no idea that my mic was unmuted, I was raised in Switzerland so I spoke swiss german to my brother, my fireteam starts laughing and accidently cursed in swiss german, apparently my brother though I said it to him, so we got in a little german fight. So embarrasing because they were laughing uncontrollably lol.

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    • My friend forgot that when you mute people on xbox they can still hear you and he said these guys look like scrubs lets steal the cp

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    • I baby talked my cat. And im a dude.

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      • Funniest fûcking thing I ever heard was during VoG, Fireteam leader completely forgot his mic was on, so naturally he was rather confused when I called him out for playing this crappy country mix. And I mean [i][u]crappy[/u][/i].

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        • I heard a guy beat his GF over the mic, he forgot we were even there and we heard the whole thing

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          • Edited by Borado Triel: 8/27/2015 8:46:17 PM
            A friend and I would sometimes sing you spin me right round on halo reach because the other team could hear you whenever you were close enough

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          • Muted Mic. Started having sex with my lady friend and I did not realize if you are in party chat and the controller dies, the Kinect picks up sound. Well.... the controller died and we stopped after hearing a buddy through my tv say "Wow shes a loud one".

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            • Doing VOG with my mates, one was very drunk, he said "boys I'm going to go mix me a -blam!-ing crown royal". Seconds later he was snoring into his mic. We listened to him snore in the chat party for about an hour until his mic died. Sweetest part was that he woke up the next day with a ton of new armor and an exotic 😂

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            • I remember I forgot to mute my mic while I was in a party with friends, and I took my headset off and started playfully arguing with my brother. I eventually closed the argument with "Shut up and eat your salad." When I put my headset back on I heard everyone laughing. I went to unmute my mic when I realized it wasn't muted. And I started laughing too. Thus, "Eat your salad" became an inside joke among my group of friends.

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              • Was starting a fresh VoG run and get 6 and start it up. Some guy (lets say his name/gt is Billy" says "hey i can only play for like an hour i got some stuff to do" we all say okay no problem we'll try to make this quick. 5 mins later we all hear "BILLY WHAT THE -blam!- ARE YOU-" look to see Billy got offline lol

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              • Some pretty heavy fights between me and my now ex girlfriend. Not funny but incredibly awkward.

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              • Some kid on crucible having a good run then gets blink shottied -blam!- shit twat -blam!-ing arseraping piss ant turdburgling knob of a noob Then just hear his mum leather him thought it was hilarious

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              • Edited by Sleepy: 8/21/2015 6:33:25 AM
                (At oracles) Me: There's one le- get cut off because the dog starts barking really loud I press the mute button not realising it was already muted. Me: In a really deep, growling, throaty voice "OSCAR SHUT UP YOU IDIOT, -blam!- SAKE" Some guy in the party: what the -blam!-?

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              • *forgets to mute mic Gf: hey babe, wanna bj? Me: of course(: Me: begins to make noises not applicable to destiny. Fireteam: hey deth!!! Your gonna share your gf right?!?! Me: Immediately shuts off xbox.

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                • I was once in a group of about 13 on halo 4 and we're sitting there Bsing and all we here out of the blue are these really sexual moans. We just sit there trying to figure out what was going on,turns out one guy was getting head and forgot to mute his mic.

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                • Had like 6 people in a chat and I don't know why but we were all talking about foreskin and circumcision and some random kid joined and just screamed "DAAAAAD!!!". Moral of the story, only have friends who are around your own age haha!

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                  • A gravelly British accent "I told you, don't touch my fokken pringles!"

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                    • Was playing Halo 4 Team Slayer. In the lobby I see this one guy's mic start flashing like he is talking, but as I listen closer all I hear is a bunch of rustling of I don't know what. Game starts, he is AFK, but the sounds coming from his mic start materializing into something and I just started laughing my ass off as he was banging the shit outta his girl. She was moaning and huffing and making that sweet sound of someone about to climax. Yes, it was real, he wasn't watching porn. I could literally hear everything they were doing. I kept saying his gamertag and telling him to hurry up and finish so he could come back and help us win this game and then I hear her freak out and yell at him because she realized he was in a match and his mic wasn't muted. Just before he left the game, which she must have turned off his xbox because he left before the game was over, I told him thanks for the entertainment. About an hour after that game ended, he sent me a friend request and a message saying he was glad I enjoyed it...

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                      • So I am kinda new to Xbox one... I'm in this party with three others and three of us just went flawless. Apparently I replaced their friend they knew in real life and he was begging them to do it with them and they were pretty borderline. So I go into the party option and mute their friend thinking he won't be able the hear me (this is how it is on the 360). So I tell them they should quit and then appear offline so that we can all three play trials and their friend won't get butthurt. They bust up laughing because he just heard everything I said. Then I quit the party in shame.

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                      • Edited by Coco ka boom : 8/27/2015 10:09:38 PM
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                      • F**k the turtles comin straight from the underground Attacking me with sticks that are covered in brown One is green another is red But I don't know the others cause they hit my head They are a different kind Doesn't mean you need to mind They are the ninja turtles Better watch out or they'll make yah purple WORD

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                      • A friend of mine was practicing the Virgin Mary South Park song which if u did not know is very bad but hilarious while playing vog and thought he muted his mic. The best part was that there was a super conservative Christian and he lectured him for a solid 20 minutes[spoiler]the fire team all muted their mica and lashed their a*ses off[/spoiler]

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