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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!

I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming! Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves? Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D

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  • I once forgot to mute my mile while doing Croata and a shouted to my brother "WHERES MY PIZZA ROLLS?!?!"

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  • I mute and eat and every once in a while I forget to mute and the loud sounds of whatever I'm eating get projected to all

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  • I forgot to mute Skype and as I came into my room I was violently singing "My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yards" and I stopped when I heard them laughing hysterically

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    • So I my friend invites me for VoG and mind you this is my like 29th times and still missing Vex so I said yeah. We're at confluxes and he ask why isn't the Templar dying? Then I hear one say to my friends mom who plays destiny, how old are you I would come up to New York strictly for sex I kick him and somehow he got back in and says I'll -blam!- you too yolo. I'm a guy....then he started jacking off needless to say I kicked and deleted him

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    • Edited by Thudd224: 8/25/2015 11:06:44 PM
      Funniest thing if said was on a day I was off of work, gaming in a toga. The song free falling started to play on my Pandora, I switched the words on the chorus to be: yes I'm free, free balling Free balling Yes I'm free balling And im, free balling Yes, im free balling The funniest thing I've heard, was that the rest of the full raid team joined in. It was priceless. All six of us were singing in unison.

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    • This was during gta my buddy got in trouble with his mom and started to argue in Spanish and even got hit haha and then the same buddy fell asleep and started to snore really loud

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    • Heard friends wife yell "I HAVE A GIANT BLUE VEIN GOING ACROSS MY LEFT BOOB"

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      • Edited by granolasyrup: 8/19/2015 1:49:36 AM
        I was playing the he-man heyyyy song

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        • 6 man team IB team master bathroom door opens up and my wife yells can you bring me some Toilet Paper!

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        • Played with a guy the other day who's gf asked if we could hear her. I told him yes. Few minutes later I hear her say something about her boobs. He says again that we can all hear her. She says it's fun to play with my boobs and bounce them around. He seems upset at her telling her to stop acting like a kid. She kept it up. Lol. My wife bounces her boobs while I'm playing destiny I may afk for a few minutes lol. I'm not telling her to stop

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        • Edited by Straw Hat Yamato: 8/16/2015 9:22:38 AM
          Not me, but there was a guy in cod who sang Coldplay's "Fix it"(I think) and thought his mic was muted

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          • I've heard multiple people fapping

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            • Smiled when i saw this *ahem* [b]NOT DESTINY:[/b] So im talking to these two people (my friends on skype) and i say "brb guys, need to do something real quick" So i "mute my mic" which i actually did, but because the ps4 mic was connected to my iphone, the mute didnt register So i get tissues and start w*nking (cuz we were playing late at night, and im a guy, i need to do this) and near the end one of them is like "uhh [insert my real name here] whats that sound?" And my other friend, knowing what im doing just shouts "PLEAAAAASSE STOP!!!" We all felt akward so i left the skype call Then i finished up [spoiler]true story^[/spoiler]

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              • This isn't my video, but since we're on the topic I recommend giving this a watch. It's a good laugh! http://youtu.be/K4DG1flAYac

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                • I was beetboxing and my freind was like. "Someone thinks they're a DJ

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                • When kids yell to their moms saying they can't pause the game. That's the best.

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                  • Playing crota normal with randoms. I usually stand up while I play. Wife starts to give me a mouth hug. Don't realize I didnt mute mic until someone says "Whose making those slurping sounds?".

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                    • I called my VOG fireteam a bunch of -blam!-ing morons thinking I was on mute. I was surprised that I got booted

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                    • Was playing with my brother we were both in the same room and party chat Doing a vog with lfgers and the "leader" of this raid was yelling at everyone even tho everyone knew what we were doing just stupid things the whole raid. example don't open the spirit bloom chance cos we won't get exotics Anyways I muted my mic and turned to my Bro and called this dude a large variety of names and then one of my friends in the party msged me saying he could hear me.... My mic was muted.... my brothers wasn't...

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                      • Fell asleep during Atheon on the vault of glass! Started snoring! Ha ha

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                      • I forgot to mute it when my GF decided she wanted to get really kissy. I came back to the mic and my friend who I play with almost everyday was just like "you do realize you forgot to mute your mic? I heard WAYYYY more than I need to."

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                        • I was doing Skolas and I needed to use the bathroom, but my 7 month old puppy started to freak out without my knowledge. When I got back my 2 team mates were like what the hell!

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                        • I was yelling at my kids for fighting and I was using the kinect without mic in a party and I didn't know they could hear me then I hear one of the guys say who's yelling like that I lmao!!!!!

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                        • My friends mom came in and started yelling at him to eat lunch

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                        • Someone said they had to go afk (lol) and forgot to mute their microphone. In the background you could hear them masturbating and making orgasm sounds xd

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                        • Friends grandmother curse him out

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