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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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Friends grandmother curse him out
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I was playing POE and my mum walks in half way and i forget to mute and she screams " MATT! DO YOUR HOMEWORK"
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I was playing crucible with some friends. My girlfriend was next to me on the couch on her laptop. She closed it suddenly and decided it was a good time to give head. So she gets down there and starts doing her thing. I told the guys "Give me a second guys, I need to grab a quick bite." So I mute the mic and the TV, then enjoy her for a while. I took the mic cable out of the jack like a jackass. And they heard me dirty talking her and telling her to open her mouth and close her eyes. then I we had sex right there on the couch. I noticed one of my friends leave so we finished up and I got back on the mic and said "hey guys sorry I took a quick shower too." My friend Elmo screamed "DUDE WHAT THE -blam!-? THAT'S ONE HELL OF A BITE." And all of the other guys muted me. Lol. I had no shame. It was awesome.
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Edited by Exile Zyro: 8/25/2015 4:18:22 AMThis was a long time ago... So I picked up a random kid on LFG that sounded about 14-16 and was also from the UK and we started to two man the nightfall. So about 20-30mins has went buy and it hits 9:00pm. The guy quickly muffles down the mic " 2 mins, I need to do something" (Obviously he meant to mute his mic) and then his mum bursts through the door shouting "Come on sweatie get too bed, You have a big swimming competition in the morning!" Im sitting there laughing so hard with my mic muted so he can't hear me and then he says (Totally un-aware I just heard everything) "Yeah dude im getting off straight after this, Im getting super bored so I think im going to go watch Insidious or Sinister or something..." Afterwards I called him out on his BS and he leaves the party without a good bye :P xD
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2 RepliesPlaying with a teen in trials- you hear his mom ask "did you feed her banana" boy gets annoyed and says no. One round later you hear "no! Just cuz I didn't feed her banana doesn't mean I don't -blam!-ing love her!" Needless to say we lost cuz he was too busy shouting at his mom
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2 Replies"Omg my team is so stupid how can I have triple there score put together?!" In destiny control. The response was "dude at least we have lives" lol
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4 RepliesEdited by papa32085: 8/11/2015 2:46:35 PMMe: when will you be done BF: soon I'm just with a terrible raid team Raid team: hey shut the -blam!- up BF: God sorry 10 minutes later Me: hurry up I want to suck your hard light Team: laughing BF: don't worry I'm almost done 2 hours later I'm sleeping in bed and my BF puts his mic on me I don't notice because I'm asleep BF: ok 3 2 1 Me: screaming super loud and I think the people next door think I'm crazy BF: I'm done with my raid Me: you think After we had some fun :3
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I was playing battlefield modern combat on the ps2 back in the day. I had just gotten the game and started ranting about how cool it was then during the loading screen I made explosion and gunshot noises. Suddenly someone screamed at me to shut the hell up. I was very embarrassed,
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3 RepliesI was having sex during vog hm
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1 ReplySomeone had a voice crack when they got a vex was quite funny ^_^
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I thought I switched to another party and said to the whole world that a guy was sick and tired of another guy and we should kick him as soon as we can. He was still in the party.
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My brother pissed himself on my memory foam matress I was like MOOOOM! BLOODY HELL > little brothers name does not need to be known < GONE AND PEED ALL OVER THIS FANCY MATRESS YOU GOT ME. Luckily it was only family but still. Mute mute mute
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I was playing with my brother and some of our mutual friends and one of my buddies that I met through LFG last year. My brother, so you understand, has a pretty short temper. Well the LFG guy makes a really off-color comment about marriage (the other five of us are all married) and my brother immediately mutes him and starts trash talking the guy. Then he asks, "I wonder, can the guy still hear me?" And my buddy said simply, "Yup." Most awkward 45 minutes of crucible ever. Nobody knew what to say after that, so we eventually just broke up the awkward silence with, "Well, I'm going to bed." Moral of the story: when you mute someone(in party chat), you can't hear them but they can still hear you.
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2 RepliesBump for later :)
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baby talking with my gf or saying something about her lack of clothing walking around the apt.
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1 ReplyMy wife" let's have sex you stud muffin" Lol. I kid you not. Ev1 was laughing in the vog.
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I was joking around with friends in the tower and forgot that we weren't in a party and said, " prepare your anoos scrubs, cuz we're comin' to the crucible!"
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I played the studio 1987 version of The Promise from When In Rome very loudly
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I muted mine at the Gatekeeper yesterday and forgot to unmute. I was repeating 'help on Mars' and 'cleanse', getting frustrated only to see the little orange light at the bottom of my controller. Feck.
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1 ReplyI searched for two people on destinylfg for ToO. We had quite a good run, yet one guy constantly had to argue with his girlfriend. So we had to pause matchmaking, he said he's going to toilet for 5 mins. We heard some shower noises, suddenly the girlfriend start to moan with pleasure quite loud, combined with high squeek noises. We wondered wether he -blam!- her or not, totally puzzled when he came back he was just like "guys there is nothing better than shower sex". That moment....
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I was streaming on twitch and my mum was looking after this little kid and for some reason he was throwing a tantrum. Not realizing my mic was on I checked the comments and one of them was: "what is that noise, is satan in the room?"
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We had just gotten a puppy and he was so small he was afraid to jump off of our couches and ottomans. My mom brought him into the room and asked if I could watch him and set him on the ottoman. My dog wanted down and wanted to follow my mom so he started crying nonstop. I was mid-match in Halo 3 so I left him on the ottoman. After a minute or two someone said, "What the hell is that? It sounds like a dying animal." That's when I realized my mic was on and they were talking about my dog and I burst out laughing and then muted my mic.
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My friend -blam!-ing his gf like there's no tomorrow lol
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Some guy had a fight with his wife about how he never gives her any time and how he talks to much with random people he was using a camera with audio so me and my friend yelled ya then laughed our assed off
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Edited by cardsfan_87: 8/23/2015 9:25:22 PMI heard a dude get his dick sucked once. Lol not even playing.
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3 RepliesTook some mdma and thought I could run crota, everything was going good until we got to crota himself, I started to feel really funny and kind of sick. Ran to the kitchen and barfed hard with the mike on, I could hear the sword bearer calling for rockets in between my heaving
