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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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3 RepliesTook some mdma and thought I could run crota, everything was going good until we got to crota himself, I started to feel really funny and kind of sick. Ran to the kitchen and barfed hard with the mike on, I could hear the sword bearer calling for rockets in between my heaving
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4 RepliesPlayin 32 poe a few days ago, this kids dad starting yelling at him to practice the piano. 2 minutes later we hear him playin piano and also singing. [spoiler]it wasnt good lmao[/spoiler]
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Playing trials last week and my son leaned in right to the mix and screamed "I have to poop"
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Not entirley the same but i sent a message to kick someone to the person i wanted to kick by accident instead of the party leader -_-
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Joined some friends of mine in orbit just after they had done Crota with a random on board. I guess the guy hasn't done too well because they were ripping into him badly. Me "Are you talking about the guy random you just played with?" Them "Yes, he was useless." Me "He is also still in the party..."
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3 RepliesI forgot to mute my mic when me and my wife had sex in between games hahah
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There was this guy in my fireteam about 21. So we were raiding at the Croat cp (btw I was sword). I guess his friend or the guy who lives in his dorm was there. We are almost at the end of the raid and some girl starts moaning really loud and the guy in my fireteam tells his friend to be quiet and everyone asked what happens while laughing xD and he says nothing that girl was just drunk. Ok so in the next 10min I was about to kill Croat and oversoul and it happend again of corse I failed because it was so loud xD So we finished the raid while that happend but it was xD great because he denied everything.
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It wasn't destiny related but during some random dota matches my buddy informed me he would be right back. He set his headset on top of his tower which was just enough to vibration to keep the mic open. Shortly after he afkd i could hear a conversation start between him and his girlfriend, but i paid no attention to what was going. About 3 minutes later i could hear his old lady moaning and some grunting. At this point it was pretty clear he was giving it to his mrs on the couch right beside where his set up was, so i dropped him from channel and waited til he logged on that night to inform him of what happened, in front of our whole team.
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My girl called me while she was tipsy and was talking extra dirty. I was playing Extinction on Cod Ghosts, my team was like dude you can leave if you need to. Lol It was pretty funny
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I farted, mid raid. The game immediately stopped as everyone couldn't stop laughing.
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5 RepliesThought it was off when my mom came in the room and told me about how she felt dad was cheating and now my friends are worried and so am I.... -blam!-ing great
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"No I can't -blam!-ing pause it!!" Lmao
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Shut the -blam!- up mom I'm eating cheese balls.
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'' babe, guess what i got today!!! what? NUVA RING''.......
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I have so many of these I wouldn't know where to start. My mic is like a loaded gun and I am that jackass that shouldn't be allowed to own it. I can't manage my mute button, I tell my wife what -blam!-ing idiots my raid team are when I think i'm muted and I'm not, raids wipe because I think I'm communicating with my team but I have the mute on. One time after a raid I made sexual advances on my wife not knowing that I had left my team but not my party because that dynamic still confuses me. In that instance nobody said anything I just got all the popups that people were leaving the party - that was nice of them I guess.
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5 RepliesAfter about 5 mins of complete slience in my party one of my friends burst out with "HOLY F*CKIN SH*T MUM NOONE CARES ABOUT YOUR F*CKING LIFE" and thats how he lost his xbox.
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I was sitting in my extremely comfy chair ( it's very comfy ) and chatting with my friends whilst people got the VoG chest save on their second characters. My mum walks in ( I'm only 16 ) and asks what I'd like for dinner but instead of saying my actual name she said 'Dommy' which instantly when down a storm with the lads. I usually mute my mic whenever my parents come in because of this but my dad is now set on saying something embarrassing whilst I'm playing. It's very annoying when your trying to go flawless and a man peers his head round the door way and you know something bads gonna come out of his mouth but you have to take it like a man because your two teammates got thorned.
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Speech I give before entering raid "Ok,Men..and women sorry dames. We are here for one reason and one reason only to kill a god bigger than anything we've ever faced.do you see what's in my hand cris" "word of Crota sir" says cris "The god damn word of Crota that I got for -blam!-ing up crota meself, now Wolfe do you see what sparrow I'm riding" "Timebreaker sir" says Wolfe "The mother-blam!-ing Timebreaker I got from murdering atheon! Now equip your glowho and lets go kill an angry father!"
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1 ReplyEdited by Fatefully Lucky: 8/9/2015 5:33:16 AMMy four year old son was telling me he peed all over the toilet seat and that mom just got mad because she sat in it. The entire raid was laughing, myself included.
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This post is incredible xD
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2 RepliesEdited by WknTlknStvnHwkn: 8/17/2015 11:11:06 AMWhere's the "I'm baked so I spoke for five minutes before I realized I'm talking to myself on mute" option
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Well you see, I forgot to mute the mic while I was having sex. It started out with just me and a friend and I told him I'd be back in a bit. About an hour later I come back to a full party with people saying "get some hostrander! -blam!- that püssy"
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I didn't say a word and people started yelling at me.
