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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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1 ReplyI usually sing random songs when I rage or get targeted by a boss. My most common playlist consists of David Bowie, the Commodores, Backstreet Boys, etc.. My buddy usually starts in with me if she knows the tune. Well, one day during a game of control, I accidently switch it over to team chat and start, very aggressively, singing [i]Bohemian Rhapsody[/i] by Queen. By the time I get to the "scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango" part, I pause to take a breath, and I am stopped by my friend's chilling words... "Uh... Your mic, Indy." [b][i]The whole team heard my aggressive Bohemian ballad.[/i] [/b] Needless to say, I was met by a chorus of laughter from the team of strangers, along with my friend.
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I started to sing the lion king song lol
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14 RepliesI dont know if I am the only one who calls his cat Satan or.... You can imagine everyone's reactions when they hear me shouting at em. "SATAN!"
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5 RepliesOnce while doing the VoG with some people from LFG, a guy joined and immediately as he joined says "Guys I'm sorry if you hear crying, I have my baby boy with me because my wife is out shopping right now" we tell him it's not a problem and to leave his mic unmuted because we didn't think it was a big deal. We get to Atheon and he's going on and on about how he wants the Vex, so we're all hoping that he gets it because he was a genuine good guy. His baby begins to cry and he says give me a second and then comes back and says "Sorry if I do a little worse than usual I now have the baby on my lap to stop him from crying". We beat Atheon; all the while the baby is still on his lap quiet as ever and when he sees that he didn't get the Vex he yells F*** so incredibly loud and we immediately heard the baby begin to cry and he starts saying "No no no no hey don't cry cmon little guy" and then he immediately got offline.
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It's nice to see more positivity than negativity in a destiny thread for once.
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1 ReplyEdited by Phezzick: 8/13/2015 2:35:19 PMWas three maning crota when our squeaker swordbearer runs out of the ogre room, kills the swordbearer and jumps around the lower arena SCREAMING "I am a god i can never die out here I will outlive you all!"
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3 RepliesBungee jump
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2 RepliesThere was this guy who was so bad at trials like I kinda felt sorry for him. Anyway.... So I went to grab a drink and my friend and I were in a party. I got back and saw he was in the game party. I didn't know he had already joined the chat party and my friend says "*insert namehere* joined our fireteam" I was like ohh okay but he never said a word in the party chat for me to realise he was in there. He leaves the fireteam and I say..... "Thank -blam!- he's gone there is not way I could carry that fat ass lagging us behind the whol time, I've only got a day and I don't need someone who can't even be a medic" Next second he's like "ohh hey sorry I was just gonna change characters" no joke I have never felt so bad in my life... Like I just bagged the shit out of this guy and he was here the whole time. Lucky for me I'm a quick thinker and said "hahahaha I know man I was just joking, I give everyone stick all the time" and I quickly muted him and was like to my friend, "what the actual -blam!-! I didn't know he was in the party" and he just burst out laughing. In the end me and my mate carried him through to flawless... But I have not felt like such an asshole ever.
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9 RepliesI hadn't slept in 3 days because I had so much shit on my mind (and I have super bad insomnia) and I was swordbearing on crota hard, back when 32 was the max. Got the sword, was on the Rock and jumped up to crota. Got up there, got 4 hits, dropped sword and blink striked him for invis. Started to say "crota crota cro.... *silence*" I ended up passing right out there and having to wipe. I snore really loud. Eventually somebody in the fireteam got an airhorn they had bought (I honestly don't know why) and blew it into his mic. Scared the shit out of me, but we finished the raid.
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4 RepliesMe talking to my friend in the same room: "Jesus f--k this kid is annoying as shit, he keeps acting like he can solo this raid but ends up dying first and blames everyone else. -sigh- I don't know how much longer I can do this." Party leader: "FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT." >Kid gets booted. Sorry kiddies, nothing against you, but chill out and walk the walk.
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Edited by SanctifiedN7: 8/17/2015 10:03:52 AMGuardian: God -blam!-ing damnit. Children should not be allowed to raid with us! The dumb child in question: Daaaaad??? Are you serious?! Guardian: I told you to leave the party and go to bed, now! A very happily american family:) They made my day that day.
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3 Repliesmy mic was on when i ripped an epic ass blast while i was playing Black Ops 2...i almost shit myself when my team mate said "WTF was that!?!?" and my response was "you guys heard that?! turtle beach mic is amazing!!" entire fireteam died because we all got shot up while laughing
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2 RepliesTook me 6 hours total. I read every single post on this thread. I need a life.
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1 ReplyMe and my uncle were about to join a vault of glass party so we join the party then link up to the fire team when we find out they have too many people so we leave their fireteam but I forgot to leave the chat party and I say wow they were a bunch of fags and the leader in the party was like I thought I was pretty cool 😂😂😂 lolololol
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1 ReplyBump for later
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Maaa, the meatloaf
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Saw [url=https://youtu.be/K4DG1flAYac]this[/url] today, though of this thread. Don't flame me for cod lol, my gf found it on reddit.
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Not me but heard a guy arguing with his gf followed by..."whoa! Baby! Put the knife down!"
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This is true shit: my friend invited me to a party and muted the other guy thinking he couldn't hear him. He told me to join his fireteam to run trials because the other guys I complete SHITTT. He didn't know the other guy could hear what he just said and the other guy said "Ur right" and left the game. We felt so bad because my friend said he did pretty good the final game he played
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I baby talk my cat all the time and never mute, this is followed by "stfu about your damn cat!"
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this is great I'm coming back later 😂
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Well... Honestly... Talking to my dog! XD LFG people like who you talking to? I embarrassedly replied, um... My dog
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4 RepliesThis happened while I was recording destiny http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh
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4 RepliesI have three cats, one of which is banned Liam Neeson (he was born on saint Patric's day do we named him after an Irish actor), so one day I say to him with my mic still on... *in talking to kitten voice* "Come here Liam Neeson, come here. You're so cute, yes you are. You just need loads of cuddles. *picks up cat without knowledge of team* that's right, cuddles, not struggles (he hates being picked up). *kissing noises* Yeah
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2 RepliesI'LL PUT MY DICK IN THE OWL!
