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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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2 RepliesI'LL PUT MY DICK IN THE OWL!
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I heard, hey James, if I suck crota's d*ck do you think he'll give me a gally
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2 RepliesI forget to mute my mic in the worst of times like when I'm raging hahaha
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4 RepliesSo we completed a raid, and most left, I stayed and I had to go to the bathroom, and it took a while, then I got some food...all told gone for 20 or so minutes, I come back, started playing, and I was the only one in game, then I unmute my mic, and turned party chat back up, and there's definitely some moaning. I check the party to learn my friend monet hadmt turned her mic off, and the changes games to one that just made your controller vibrate. I started talking and she did for a while back until she totally freaked out because she realised she was talking to me and i could hear her
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My friend and I made fun of our raid team for about 30 mins then one of them told us they could hear everything we said. Forgot we weren't in a party. Felt like an idiot for an hour. That was about 2 hours ago lol
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Basic love making with my girl friend and forgot to turn off the mic
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Happened to my brother, thankfully not to me... Mom: Get off now, its time to go underwear shopping.
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2 RepliesMy friend was having a conversation with his gf on what kind of condoms they should get. He unplugged his mic, but not his kinetic
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1 ReplyReply for later
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Lol just spent an hour reading these
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1 ReplyBump for later I'm loving this.
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1 Reply"MOM!......THE MEATLOAF!"
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Bookmark
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A couple iron banners ago I was half singing random songs from my spotify that I didn't even really know the words to over the fireteam chat and didn't even realize I hadn't muted my mic until a good hour or so in. Nobody said anything but a few teammates kept punching me and I was not sure why.
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I forgot to mute my mic while practicing my saxophone. Everybody in the party heard me playing Careless Whisper.
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I farted.. Lol
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I said to my dog, "WHO'S A GOOD GIRL?! HEY BABE, DO YOU NEED TO GO POTTY? LET'S GO!"
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1 ReplyYeah this little kid started to fap and watch some porn.
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Why isn't there I forget to unmute my mic option?
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Definitely blowing out a huge fart when I played with my new clan. I had just switched to them and was still adjusting. I didn't mute it, just tried to cover it. Didn't work.
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Having sex
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6 RepliesWhat's baby talking?
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True story, doesn't involve me but came on one night for raids and the first thing I got told was how one of my friends had heard the other masturbating. The culprit said he didn't realise he was still in a party with anyone and just accepted the shame haha!
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Edited by ArbitraryOak892: 8/15/2015 2:28:08 PMMy wife came into the room, and was sitting there watching tv next to me(differnt TV) and said to me if we wanted to get hot . I'm like hell yeah, and go do it( i thought it was muted) I came back and someone says "did you do her doggy style? It was hilarious. I still hear no end of it
