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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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Edited by ArbitraryOak892: 8/15/2015 2:28:08 PMMy wife came into the room, and was sitting there watching tv next to me(differnt TV) and said to me if we wanted to get hot . I'm like hell yeah, and go do it( i thought it was muted) I came back and someone says "did you do her doggy style? It was hilarious. I still hear no end of it
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1 ReplySo I was doing vault last night with some friends and randoms. Everythings going good until out of nowhere we all hear "Look man I'm just tryna get some breadsticks". Lol so this dude thought he muted and was ordering breadsticks. The best part is he read his card number off for all 300 people on Twitch to hear. He had to call and cancel it immediately when he realized what he'd done.
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13 RepliesV: "VARZIN! VAR...ZIN! You can't properly pronounce Varzin!? Are you a child? It's spelled how it sounds, why can't [i]anyone[/i] ever say it right? Are you all just [i]that[/i] stupid!? It's not Vairzin, it's not Verizon, it VARZIN!" R: "Woah, wait, Varzin has a mic?" V: "Oh shit."
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I had my mic on while my brother was practicing with his clarinet. It was his first year of playing, and he has difficulty paying attention in classes from his ADHD. My raid team didn't appreciate the dying animal sounds from my mic. I muted my mic and forgot it was muted for the rest of the raid.
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11 RepliesMy pal thought his mic was off and he went for a poo. He must gave had the runs. http://www.5z8.info/smut_bnvs
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2 RepliesWell, me and my 15 year old Spanish friend and some other friends were doing some strikes. After a while my Spanish friend's mom came yelling into his room and saying (it was Spanish but I'll translate it) "Micheal! Why is there a pack of condoms in your jacket!?" He muted himself but after a couple of seconds his controller shut down and switched to the kinect. You heard him crying in the background and after a couple of seconds he said that he had sex with his girlfriend. His mom grabbed him and probably dragged him to the living room to "talk" with him. Me and my other friends were laughing so hard one of them actually peed in his pants.
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5 RepliesI told my girlfriend that I'd like to try putting my Celestial Nightcock in her Dark Below
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My mate asking his wife did she shave it lol
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2 RepliesVOG with my wife and a group of randoms. I screwed up a jump and sailed into oblivion in reverse while protecting confluxes. "Goddamn It!" I say. "Gobbamits a bad word!" says my 3 year old son. "You're right, I shouldn't have said that. Good boy." (I figure I really should encourage this) "F@ck is a bad word too." ... uh oh.
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1 ReplyBump for later pls XD
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I heard... "grandma. Grandma! Goddammit! You got me the wrong one! -blam!-!"
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3 RepliesMe: *thinking mic is muted* Me: *screws up Swordbearer* Me: Oh -blam!- me. British Guy in Fireteam: Bend over. Everyone: *dies of laughter*
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Was doing a raid when one guy gets a phone call to make a reservation with his credit card we all here him give his card details because he didn't mute lol
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"Pwerfffttt" Yea someone did that in a party chat when everyone just happened to stop talking leaving no doubt as to who farted.
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2 RepliesEdited by Mr. Salmon Shorts: 8/13/2015 2:47:11 PMI was doing Vault of Glass and my dad entered the room pissed because I didn't do the dishes. We started arguing in spanish (I'm from Mexico) and I didn't mute my mic. We started screaming. And when we finally settled down I came back, put my headset on and all I could hear is my english and american friends screaming in a spanish accent. They don't know how to speak spanish so they all screamed LALANANANA TACO!!! Lalalananana espagnol!!! Funniest sh[b]i[/b]t ever.
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some chinese shit everybody just laughed
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So one time I muted my mic and yelled to my wife to bring me the bag of walnuts during Crota. She "what do you want?" I replied (no mute) "I said bring me my nuts!" The group had to wipe cuz just about everybody died, literally, due to laughing so hard.
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I can't remember any times this happened but we always call out the guardian. It funny because we don't even inform them, we just start laughing our heads off at them.
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One time I said to my brother wow this kid is -blam!-ing trash...
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Heard a guy's girlfriend ask to give him a lap dance
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2 RepliesSometimes when we need to kill time while looking for people I like to switch the TV to cable and just start watching Spongebob really loudly with the party chat going. Yes, this is intentional.
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I dont know if this counts but I forgot to leave a party when people turned me down to do trials because I was only 33 (this was the very first week of trials). I was gonna leave the party but before I did I said "why are these guys so stupid." I stayed in the party to have complete silence then they kicked me from the party.
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Guy arguing/crying at his mum he was about 18 and had to go to bed I eventually burst out laughing with a mighty roar
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Had a guy forget to mute his mic while he was getting a BJ.
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3 RepliesYeah its staged, but I love the idea of this and Hova is PERFECT for shit like this!
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2 RepliesEdited by Soupladel: 8/13/2015 6:32:02 AMWas playing Crota Hard one night, had just completed death singers when this guy said he had to go afk cause his phone was ringing. Turns out he didn't mute his mic and the phone conversation was his mostly drunk girlfriend upset because she had been on a night out and managed to lose her phone and purse. The funny thing was although it was late and we wanted to get Crota done, we became engrossed in the unfolding drama that when the guy came back we told him we heard everything and started offering them advice so his girl phoned back a couple of times, the guy logged into "find my iPhone" and after about ten minutes she managed to recover her phone and purse complete with all her money, she was happy, went for a kebab we got Crota done and the guy probably got the best head ever when his Mrs got home. Win win for everyone
