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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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Dude on my raid team took a piss yesterday.
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This thread is hilarious
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1 ReplyWas playing iron banner with a few buddies and ones buddy was playing Runescape 2007. His ex girlfriend called him and he thought his mic was muted. Well there was a lot of screaming and cussing. Turns out she cheated on him and cheated on her new bf with him. He comes back, "you guys heard all that" My response: "these hoes aint loyal" We all just died laughing
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Buddy was in an argument with his gf during a crota raid and would unmute his Mic to call rockets. One time he forgot to remute. It was great
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8 RepliesThis one guy's dog started barking. After a while he got up and we heard wimpering, yelling, and stomping, then after a loud crack the dog was silent. About 3 minutes later the dog had dragged the cracked tile over to the guy, and we heard him kick the dog lightly.
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A marathon of good mythical morning that went in and out of existence.
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1 ReplySomeone I found on LFG was watching porn
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1 ReplyThere was this annoying ass kid i thought i muted and i told my cousin " bro this kid wont stop talking" i then noticed he didnt say a word after I said he was annoying
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1 Reply-blam!-ing love this thread it's like the treasure chest on VoG when you get an exotic
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1 ReplyEdited by papa32085: 8/11/2015 7:23:27 PMSo I'm playing and I hear this guy I'm playing with watching porn and I say hello I'm still here and he's just like oh -blam!- that just happened I watched porn with a girl in my lobby
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My buddies and I were all playing IB. His wife comes home and without him realizing it we all hear him say "aww is baby sickyyy." We got dead silent and all we heard him say after a few moments was "f u * k" and we exploded with laughter. It was one of the funniest things I have ever heard on Xbox.
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Sexy Talk with my g/f in the middle of a raid with randos + friends in Party chat.
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Middle of raid ... Me "damn you know I love that tight ass right!" Wife "wow" Me " would you suck my dick??" Wife "wtf Jordan is your mic even muted ?!" Me "of chores..." My team "dude what the -blam!- are you doing!?" Me ...*dancing and getting killed all you hear in the backround is ...well yea..
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2 RepliesEdited by ImWearingGrucci: 8/11/2015 7:34:44 AMI was in a raid team with some randoms and my gf starts teasing me, I was dead and so I said "back in a minute guys" (one guy yell "-blam!- her right in the pussy") so she was sucking me off and my raid team heard the whole thing ..... After I came back on the mic the first thing they said to me was "dam she sounds good" now I always unplug my mic whenever I'm not there doing "stuff"
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I was going to post how i thought i had turned off my mic for a minute to convince my wife to wait a minute so i could finish the raid and then have sex. But it seems like many people have had this happen to them also lol.
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A guy fighting with his gf about them going on a camporn site together. So good. We were doing a 35 poe and he left for like 10 minutes but left his mic on. Haha
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6 RepliesEdited by MichaelGPP: 8/11/2015 4:36:01 AM
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[spoiler]10/10[/spoiler]
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So I let out a deep breath and all my friends heard was just a tornado in the mic.
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At our churches Easter play performance, one of our girls who had the lead role forgot to mute her mic and told the entire audience that she had a really bad wedgie
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I dropped my controller and the mic unplugged and my kenect was plugged in so they heard me say son of a dick-blam!-
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1 ReplyI had just done a raid then went into Vanguard Dragon. Got killed by Psion Flayer when I had a bounty that had a death reset and screamed "FFUUUUUUUUCK!!!" Then I saw my mic flash in the bottom right and went silent after that.
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5 RepliesSome kid having his Mom yell at him to finish his homework, take out the trash, and get off of Xbox. His reply was funny too.
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Playing random dragon strike. I hear a loud ass rip come through the headphones. One of the other players just stopped. Me and the other player turned around and went back after we noticed he was just standing there.
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Edited by AburameDon: 8/10/2015 11:23:55 PMWrong topic
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3 Repliesi once played out the entire wkuk cod mic video, and my friend was laughing so hard! lol im not joking i actually did and it was so funny. http://youtu.be/T37pmuGEzrc
