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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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Umm bedroom noises in the background, now I know why he was AFC, really really awkward
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2 RepliesPicked up some random's to go do a VOG This kids mom comes in , you need to stop using my razor to shave your pubes that's why you have your own hahaha
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26 RepliesEdited by JigglinJellycube: 7/31/2015 6:52:54 PMI have a cat. One day she jumped up in my lap and started rolling around and purring. I was like "look at me. I'm so pretty. Don't you want to pet me? I'm so beautiful yes I am. You can't say no to this!" My friend then said "yes, I can."
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1 ReplyGuy starts Master- you know getting into it and stuff. His girlfriend walks in and starts making out with him, then the mom walks in and yells I'm back from the store and everything goes quiet
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2 RepliesA while back was sitting in a party with some friends and one of my friends went to take a shower and didnt leave the chat party. About 10-15 minutes after he left we heard his mom yell for him through his mic and he yells back and tells her to wait that his balls are wet then proceeds to beatbox that his balls are wet. The whole time unaware the rest of us are laughing our a*ses off. He came back with us still laughing and asked what we were all laughing at
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1 ReplyThis whole thread is golden. Thank you for this.
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4 RepliesMy controller is Fckd when it's charging and sometimes turns off then when it turns back on it unmutes the mic, I was raiding with a couple of guys, my controller was charging, they were switching characters, then it died. I had totally forgotten about what happens, I guess I was humming and whistling, then one of them says "WHO EVER IS HUMMING AND WHISTLING PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP"
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Me: * speaking to my sister in Spanish * Friends: "whats he saying" "I don't know I don't speak Mexican" Me: "wait what" Friends: "you forgot to mute your mic" *sister comes out of nowhere and speaks into my mic* Sister: Heellllooo Friends: Heellllooo Me: "see ya later sis" Friends:*in a paedophile voice* so how old is your sister? They start cracking up, morale of the story always check your controller.
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Bungee jump
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Never had a mic in the first place
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Shouting at someone to shut up, after a speech about talking too much. It was embarrassing to say the least...
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"I'm not a gynacologist but I'll take a look"
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2 RepliesDid vog hard and a random got killed early so he decided to have some "Fun" and forgot to mute his mic. Even though everyone laughed like hell and even told him we hear him he didnt stop. A man who knows what he wants. What a guy.
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I had a guy start shit talking about me to his roommate after he thought he muted his mike, and I let him finish then said something like now tell me how you really feel. And he instantly started going ha no I was just joking oh man I'm sorry. It was pretty great.
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I fell asleep during Crota Hard and was snoring away. Woke up to my mates all laughing at me and they finished it without me anyway.
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Not exactly this but my cousins a 14 year old asshole and whenever someone leaves the game he talks shit about them before they leave the party I find it hilarious cuz theyre randoms And hes dumb
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Fantastic topic. I might have let slip a few comments that were meant to exist only between husband and wife... :-D
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Playing on a raid a kid join our team and ask one the the guys "how old are you? The reply was 23 the kid answers are you a child molester? The 23 year old guys says "did I offer you candy? Or did I told you I have a white van? The just reply "No" then I'm not
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1 ReplyGuy joined a party chat but got placed on the opposite team in crucible. I said 'Fuk this fgt and his vex!' ...yeah
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1 ReplyBump for later. Pls reply.
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After 4 hours of failing at crota we finally beat him. I left the fireteam but was still in the party and i said "-blam!-ing retards im never again doing it with them". *akward silence* "shit i forgot to leave the party!" And quickly left lol.
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1 ReplySo me, two friends and 3 randoms were on Crota CP failing again and again One night. Thanks mostly to 2 of the randoms who lied about beating the raid before, so they kept doing stupid shit and dying cause they didn't know a thing. And After another failed attempt one of my friends (who we call a monkey most of the time. Because a monkey could play destiny better than him) goes on his mic and says. [i]monkey[/i] "Guys, I just muted those guys. So they can't hear me say that they are THE worst destiny players I've ever seen" [i]me[/i] ".....monkey, mute doesn't work like that-" [i]random[/i] "We can still hear you just cause you mute us dick weed. -blam!- this we're outta here." I never facepalmed so hard in my life
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4 Repliesa dude that was clearly a grown man yelling for his mom to get out of his bedroom
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1 Replyhaha sometimes ill talk to my dog in a funny voice and forget to mute myself. happened a couple times and i always have to come back and be like "oh, i see i forgot to mite myself..." everyone will just break out laughing
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1 ReplyPlaying VoG hard mode with friends and lose two people because of work hours, get two randoms. As we wait for a random to get stuff from tower we hear a girls moaning from the party chat, everyone silent and we look to see who it was, the other random... "Dude are you watching porn?" Random: "OH WHAT THE -blam!- I MUTED THAT!!!" *leaves*
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Singing.
