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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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1 ReplyTold wife to show me her boobs during raid. I was dead. Thought I muted.
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We were doing the raid one time me and a few friends and maybe 2 randoms. This was back in year one. Well after the raid we were chilling at the tower with our new gear ect. It's late probably 4am. And one of the randoms says he's leaving and leaves the game. So I start to mention how the guy is dirt and was glad he was gone. Turns out he hadn't left the party yet. Awwwkkwwaarrdd
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Was doing a raid and this random guy was watching porn he forget to mute his mic lol classic moment
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F@$! Off mom
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I can hear everything my buddy's wife says. Her and her sister always make noise. Now mind they are all the way across the room, his mic gain is stupid loud. She pester him alot and I tell him, bend her over and let her have it. Eventually he will, and I shall enjoy it.
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Friend playing GTA 5. His character is in the shower and he needs to talk or something to get more exp I think. He starts singing the trololo song and I am Lord song at the top of his lungs. Everyone in proximity chat with him stops what their doing to investigate. Everyone starts cracking up because my friend is being absolutely ridiculous. If only Destiny had proximity voice :(
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52 RepliesEdited by MacheteSquad: 8/15/2015 5:40:43 AMNames will be withheld So I was playing BF4 with a friend one night having a good time, when a friend barges in through the front door and goes " ---- quick shits going down outside!" Now she is pretty level headed so I was caught off guard but I hear a faint noise coming from outside through my turtle beaches and my buddy goes "Dude what the -blam!- is going on?" I say I don't know and take my headset off. I then hear what sound like a woman screaming outside so boom I go into attack mode, I personally have a rage switch when it comes to women in danger. I have gotten in a few fights because a man laid his hands on a woman and I saw it, its just an instinctive rage I can't control really well. So I yell "What the -blam!-!!" and charge outside(probably not smart but hey like I said rage switch) and behind me I hear my friend yell up to my roommate " ---- get the gun!" This is all picked up by my mic and my friend told me later he heard everything and was freaking the -blam!- out. Nothing too serious happened but a couple guys were drunk leaving a nearby house and basically trying to physically force these two girls into their car, so pretty much kidnap them. Myself and a neighbor got there and pulled the dudes off and subdued them while multiple other neighbors called the cops. The dudes got arrested the girls ended up horrified but not hurt, so it ended as well as it could. That's definitely the worst thing over a mic for me. It was crazy to say the least one hell of a night.
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Definitely when my mom walks in. I purposely dont mute my mic and usually i say some pretty stupid stuff
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Edited by DarkStryker 00: 10/15/2015 7:05:43 PM10 years ago. A friend of mine cussed, (his mom hated cussing) I heard some yelling, and some obnoxious noises resembling a fat kid belly flopping into a pool. He came back sniffling five minutes later. I still hold that over him lol.
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I was on skype having a weird ass convo and forgot to mute my mic
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3 RepliesI've fallen asleep. Multiple times.
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I started swearing in Chinese after my group wiped at Warpried for the 4th time.
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Honey your making me hard.
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I don't usually play with my mic on... But bump, because I like reading these stories.
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2 RepliesJust on with some randoms and my Mrs is sat next to me on the bed Mrs: "penis?" Me: yeah ok baby just five minutes and I'll turn it off" Mrs: "I'm pregnant, horny and my pussy is aching for penis, tie me up and just shove in" She didn't realise I still had mic on didn't really bother her though, to be honest she is a little bit of a nymphomaniac anyway ha ha.
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My girl got in mood scerws me right there on couch forgot to mute/unplug mic in full foreteam
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Speaking Greek to my parents... Fire team was yelling at me to 'speak English!' Lol fu ckin assholes
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Pretty sure I heard someone pleasuring themselves because they forgot they were NOT the only one in the party....
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1 ReplyIf it counts a friend of mine had his house broken into while he was playing :l I called the cops for him and he hid No harm nothing stolen
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3 RepliesSometimes I'll take a bong rip and forget to turn my mic off. Always gets an interesting, "hey higgy.. How ya feelin?" Followed by "dammit did I forget to turn my mic off again?"
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Fun Prank: Say you're gonna be afk for a few minutes Say he weirdest shit, make sure they can hear you Wait for reactions
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2 RepliesHey bro get me another line of coke please
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"hey brb guys gonna get some food" -shuffle of mic being removed -stomping up stairs "MOM WHERE'S THE SNACKS?!" "THEY'RE NOT HERE" "WAIT" "FOUND THEM" -stomping down stairs -loud bang showing they jumped or fell the last couple steps -heavy breathing "hey guys im back" -loud chomping and heavy breathing continues for 3 straight minutes
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"I'm playing zomb......what? No stop.....ah! Man you just go right to it don't you." *player has signed off*
