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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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Singing.
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1 ReplyFell asleep during the first run of crota's end lol snoring and all, woke up when someone asked, "who the hell is snoring?!"
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3 RepliesThought I muted my mic, had sex, came back to cheering and applause. This has happened twice. The other times I muted my mic. I think it's because after the controller shuts off, and you turn it on, the mic becomes unmuted.
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I took off my (super sensitive) headset and started talking with my buddies about the chick that sucked my 8===D the night before and was confused as fu k when I put it back on and everyone was laughing their asses off
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1 ReplyI will sometimes mute my mic and forget to unmute it and I'll be talking with my friends and they will say things that fit with what I say
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I was the sword bearer on Crota. Had to keep my water shut of due to a leak in my main line, only turning it on when absolutely needed until the plumber came. My daughter comes in telling me she needs to poop and asks if I'll turn the water on real quick. I hurried and pushed mute and then told her to go and I'll turn it on and flush as soon as I kill Crota. I hop up on the rocks and give the go ahead for the team to fire as I jump up to lay the beatdown and get Crota smashes me. No rockets fired... Forgot to unmute.
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1 ReplyThis doesn't exactly fit the criteria, but it'll work. A few months into Destiny when it came out, a few friends and I decided to spend the night in the Vault since it was our first time. 4/6 of us made it past the gorgon maze because two were AFC. We knew where one was, but not the other. The floating platforms never appeared because all of us weren't there, so we tried every way we could to glitch around. After one AFC kid was kicked for inactivity, we began to wonder where the other one was. "Hey, does anyone know where Blasters went?" *the faint sound of a mic turning on* "Hey, don't mind me. I'm eating cereal." *the faint sound of a mic turning off* He had been eating that -blam!-ing bowl of cereal for an hour until we realized he was gone the whole time.
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5 RepliesI don't mute my mic and I always check to see if a random has entered chat mode. One time I accepted a random invite from a lower ranked player on Mars. I don't usually do that. He was doing one of the story missions. I had entered team chat but there was nothing so I didn't say anything either. We played through the entire mission not talking. At the end I sighed and the other guy (a 13 year old) said, "Wait. You have a mic active"!. He was actually pretty cool. He said thanks and exited the fireteam. I was surprised, he hasn't squeaked once.
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Friend forgot to turn his kinect mic off, his controller died, him and his wife where getting it on .-.
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Edited by papa32085: 8/10/2015 4:59:20 AMSo I'm playing destiny with my boyfriend and are raid member goes to eat dinner so he turns off his mic and walks to me and says mute your mic I though I did he says let's take a shower so I say hey me and my husband are going eat dinner to every one says sure you are after 15 minutes we walk back and people are laughing and I say what's so funny they say we heard you guys have sex I went silent oh horror
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About 5 months ago, i was in a fireteam of randoms doing vog, we're about to start oracles and we end up doing it from the top, and one guy goes down into the hiding spot to take care of hidden left, we're 2 to 3 rounds in and all the sudden we're marked and we die, we couldnt figure out why we died, we start the round again, someone else goes down to take care of hidden left but then after the commotion settled i hear this weird noise in the back ground and it progressively starts to get louder and i ask everyone wtf is that? Is someone fukcing snoring? So fireteam leader goes ok everyone jump in place and we all do but one, it was the guy that had jumped down to take care of hidden left the first time, he had passed out and now he was snoring his ass off on the mic, we laughed for a good while about, couldnt believe it had actualluly happened, he wouldnt wake up so we booted him and sent him a message letting him know of what had happened, good memory.
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Some British guy's mom asked if he wanted sweet potatoes with dinner. He yelled at her saying something to the effect of "I'm not a fookin tosser, why the bloody -blam!- would I want to eat sweet potatoes?"
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I heard a guy shout "but mom I don't want to go to the fireworks"
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My friend's clan that I played with a few times had a dude that for some reason listened to porn a lot while playing....
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My gf was baby talking me..
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This happened simultaneously. I was baby talking my cat (the sweetest little thing. I love her to death) Then I heard sex on another mic. Idk if he had riotous horny roommates or what, but it was a thing.
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I was playing with Invigorate and I was raging hard. But my mute was broken without me even knowing
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Dumped my ex lol
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When i clinch that means pull your -blam!-ing finger out!
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Accidentally leaving my mic on while my girlfriend was dressed in a batman costume while chocking me with a belt, screaming "where is she!!"
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We were doing crota and someone died crota was almost dead mind you I -blam!-ing screamed lol what a -blam!- with really and my mic was plugged in oops but I back it up with crota being a dick he's so glitchy right now we went back and orbit refreshed got it done lol I felt like a dick I'm not mean I apologised to everyone straight after. I'll be more wary of my mic being plugged in.
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It was during the release of Crota's End and near the end of Ir yut half the people in my fire team spontaneously fell asleep.
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A friend of mine forgot to mute his mic when his wife came in and started jumping on him because he has an injures back. She kept shit talking him saying he has a small dick while sucking it. Then their son walked in because he was calling them and they weren't answering. She wasn't sucking him when the kid walked in, but I bet she was still on top of him. My buddy turned off his Xbox when he put his mic back on and found out it was on the whole time.
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7 RepliesEdited by WARLOCK5LYFE: 8/8/2015 9:28:10 PMTime one: went to get a glass coke bottle. Left my mic on. When I tried to open it, not realizing I need a bottle opener, I shatter the bottle and have lacerations all over my hand and screaming "you mother -blaming- piece of -blaming- blam. Time two: girlfriend walks in and asks if I want to take a shower with her. I not only left the ps4 on, I accidentally left the mic on the whole time
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I bought a tv while my gf was at work and proceeded to play online with some buddies with some really loud headphones when all of a sudden she comes home and proceeds to start chewing my ass out for buying a new tv I tried to fight back and justify myself ( which I really could have ) until my buddy yelled "you go girl" as loud as he could with the hope that she would hear (she did) and she then started to chew me out for me letting other people hear us fight And my friend constantly reminds me
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4 RepliesEdited by IS0M0RPHIC: 8/7/2015 5:29:32 AMI muted my mic and forgot to turn it back on for 3 minutes in vault of glass
