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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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me: "ooh ya these guys I'm playing with F'n suck big fat balls!!"
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nothing involving gaming. but I did have a friend pocket dial me while he was having sex in the back of his car with his girlfriend. we was drinking at the time and put him on speaker for all our friends to hear. he showed up the next morning and was like dude I have to tell you what happened last night, most of my our friends were there from the night before. I was like let me guess, you shot it all over her back in the back of your car (at one poitn he started laughing and tellign the girl that he did this, like she wouldnt know) he was all shocked and we all lost it laughing. was like man we had you on speakerphone last night.
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My wife said she would violate me if I stopped playing VoG. The whole fireteam heard the dirty things she was going to do to me. Long story short, we went on to beat Atheon...I still don't know if she was bluffing or not.
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1 ReplyI took a piss and forgot my mic was still on my head
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I was taking a break after a few strike missions with a friend when I got super horny and decided to go beat my meat, like a moron I left my mic unmuted and my friend could hear the porn and the unmistakable sound of me stroking the flagpole I came back a few minutes later and all he said was "I didn't need to hear that" before undoubtedly turning off his xbox I still remind him of it to this day...
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was in crucible and you could hear a womans voice in the background but could not make out what she was saying and then you hear the man say "nope, i am completely naked"
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5 RepliesI forgot to mute my mic while watching American dad and someone started singing along with the theme song....
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I never mute my mic.
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I unfortunately don't have a story about myself, but I have one about my English teacher. It was a few years ago, and he had a student who had problems hearing. My teacher had to where a mic on his shirt so he could hear him. One day he forgot to turn the mic when he went to the bathroom, and the student heard everything. When he came back to class, everyone asked him how his shit went
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My roommates like to randomly start playing music and when i forget to mute myself people always ask what band im playing. Im not. Just the roomies jammin in the next room. At least they sound good enough that nobody complains
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I was emptying my ashtray into the toilet just in case something was hot so I flushed the toilet and everyone started laughing that at least I flush. A friend of mine was running strikes with us when we hear damn it! Now I have to put pants on.
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3 RepliesEdited by Mithrandir: 8/3/2015 4:58:27 AM1) I have been in a party and my friend forgot to mute his mic and all I could hear was fapping noise 2) someone took their mic to the toilet and was having a shit and I could hear every splash
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A guy on my team during Iron Banner last week was playing porn into his mic lmao. Super awkward
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Now for me I'm very good at muting my mic, as soon as someone walks in I'm on the button. But I forgot to turn it off so I'll be talking for about 30 minutes and just think they're ignoring me
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2 RepliesMy friends heard my rant about hating pants and my singing to my pigs....
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I don't have stories but the amount of times I've heard someone pudding or having sex is crazy
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1 ReplySo we were doing a raid, my friend comes over to my house and when we see each other we make wierd noises as a "handshake" type of thing, I thought I muted my mic and made a noise that sounded like a dying whale combined with a goat... It all ended up being nothing but laughter in the party chat...
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1 ReplyI have another when the first week trials came out I was playing with a friend and he like snipes 2 guys and just starts going absolutely insane! Then the mom walks in and starts yelling at him to calm down and shut the f uo
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Calling a guy a retard when he accidentally made the fireteam leave the Nightfall when we were at the boss. Reason he tried leaving was because he died and we couldn't revive him due to him falling down from the Nexus cheese spot.
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So I'm playing my keyboard on the church organ setting while waiting for destiny to put me with my raid group. I didn't notice I've joined and continued playing toccata in d minor while my team just left me in the abyss. They said it was kinda creepy.
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13 RepliesThe worst I heard was a father screaming at his crying baby during VoG. He yelled STFU, you're f'n mom will be home to feed you. I told him if he doesn't quit playing and take care of your baby instead of playing I'll quit and report you to Bungie and XBL. Of course he just turned his vile speech towards me and while he was ranting towards me and his baby crying I reported him and quit. The other four players said they did the same and sent me messages to start a new squad. I hope that kid isn't with that dad too much.
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Singing to myself.
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Edited by Xii Alpha iiXx: 8/3/2015 4:33:10 AMMy partner in destiny crime and I were running rock strikes. I have no idea why. We play pvp. But we were In game chat since the clan was pretty much doing separate things and we started trash talking this kid. He kept running out and dying over and over and over again. We kept saying this kid is never going to get better. He just doesn't know how to play the game. Nothing to mean or vulgar but still enough to be a dick. All of sudden he goes...."dude. We're in game chat..." no idea if this kid heard us or what but we laughed so fricking hard. Right as this all happens my buddy fires a rocket....into the back of my head. After all the trash talk he pulls the ultimate scruby move.
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I was talking to friend that was at my house about destiny while I was raiding. "Woah, what is that gun?" "That's the Gjallahorn, it's a pretty good weapon. I wouldn't normally use it for Templar, but I might as well cause these guys don't have mics or their own." "The Gjallahorn?" "Yeah, but I caller it the Ballerhorn" "lol" "Every time you shoot it you can hear air horns in the distance going off and a kid celebrating about his triple kill" Most of the fireteam once I said that "Hahaha" "Oh my god" "Who even comes up with that kind of stuff"
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Well I once got caught singing "White Noise" ~PVRIS
