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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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1 ReplyA friends dad shouted down the Mic as my friend was late to bed and It was really early another time a friend stayed up for about 2 days straight and fell asleep on the Mic and started snoring
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2 RepliesI was coughing a lot for whatever reason and I didn't realize my mic was muted so I kept unmuting it to cough and muting it when I was done. They thought I was dying.
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2 RepliesI was playing with a guy talking to his girlfriend and he was asking her if he could have sex with her while she was asleep then cum in her mouth and she was fine with it as long as he didn't wake her, and he was really happy. ew.
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My friend forgot to turn his mic off when going for a dump. His bathroom is next to his room and he's got IBS (basically means he goes for number 2s alot)... The shouting was highly entertaining
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2 Repliesone time i was trying to multi task having a conversation with my gf, while staying in chat for IB. needless to say its difficult clicking on and off the mute. anyway, at the end of the match i was third last on my teams leader board, but all my girlfriend saw was my GT on the lower part of the team so sshe very loudly said "damn babe you suck, your like the last guy on your team...." which I wasnt, but whatever. however this sparked a long and funny conversation in chat...
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I accidentally said "No one plots a murder out loud" when I thought my mic was muted. Let's just say my entire fireteam stayed away for a good few hours.
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3 RepliesDoing oracles once and the whole time everyone was silent and this one girl was like BOO BOO NOOO BOOOO GET BACK HERE NOOOOO BOOO the whole time I muted my mic and died of laughter
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2 RepliesOpposite scenario, running VoG with my fireteam just to realize I've been on mute half-way through it!! Lol, i did find it strange nobody was responding back!
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Edited by Jacob: 7/31/2015 2:40:02 PMOne time this dude let one rip I mean it was so loud it rattled my ears. My face was literally O.O "dude did you just fart!?" He was quite for like 5 minutes before apologizing and saying he thought he muted his mic. It was hilarious he was embarrassed and was 30.
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Worst thing was between my former best friend and my now wife, who was his gf at the time... I came back from getting a drink, and he was trying to convince her to do things to herself while we all play and talk in the party, I didn't let them know I was there at first cause I was half hoping she would.
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Teammate still in party, but left fireteam. Me: *takes headset off and slams on desk* "I'm sick of rage-quitting pussies!" *Looks down at glowing headset power indicator.....oops.*
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I've done the baby talk to the girlfriend before
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3 RepliesI told my fire team that I was going to hop off for a bit, eat dinner, and then get back on. Left my controller and console on, as I was too lazy to have to turn it back on again. Had sex with my fiancé. Right next to my controller. I didn't mute my mic, but I realized that after we finished. Oops...
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1 Reply-blam!-ing fist of panic....mom walks in and thought I was talking to my girlfriend....XD
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1 ReplyThe funniest thing I ever heard was a girl explaining to her boyfriend that she was a bad b*tch and he wasn't a real "-blam!-" she kept yelling at him and saying he wasn't sh*t but couldn't leave him because his "d*ck game was too strong". The whole time he was still playing and not really paying attention to her. He gave no f*cks that day.
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Mum I don't want do do the dishes
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1 ReplyI actually forgot to unmute my mic one time in a Raid. I talked so much and were surprised and angry why no one answers/replies. At the end one of my buddies asked me why I was so quiet the whole time. :D
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Lol so one time my girlfriend was over and I was in a party with a couple of clan mates, we were all just hanging out and talking. My girl signals me to come to bed, so I take my headset off and as were -blam!-ing I hear someone laughing. I look over at my mic and realized I forgot to hit mute. Guys still pick on me about it to this day. lmao
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Also, when I do trials with randoms and they suck I mute my mic and talk shit but one day I forgot to mute
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Edited by Capt NSFW_Beard: 7/31/2015 2:15:42 PMSo this was the early days of crota. I joined a team of randoms for Crota hard. One guy rage quit so leader was searching the forums for a replacement. Took him a while so we all decided to take a short break to piss and get some water. I came back put on my Mic and heard what sounded like porn playing in the background. Few seconds later I hear "ohhh yeah" ... And the porn noises turn off. I start bust out laughing along with a few other members in the fire team. Few seconds later the guy left the party and fire team... Sent him a message. Don't sweet it mate we all need to rub out a few knuckle chicks to release stress. He blocked me 😂
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I have a 10 month so sometimes you might get a crying baby. But for the most part that's why my mic isn't on. But I did have once my other daughter saying die daddy die daddy while playing crucible. Luckily it was with a bunch of friends and they got a good laugh
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Playing with an arab guy. Only words I coult understand were Arab guy: bdkaoahevdkshaiwb 911 ahskdvajab allahu akbar
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4 Replies"How ■■■■■ long are you going to be on there"? "Babe I just got on" (Argument proceeds in background) "Will you calm down please,I'll be in a second" "Calm down?!, who the ■■■■ are you talking to" (Extremely loud bang) 'A member of your fireteam has left' Not a word was said the entire raid until "3,2,1, fire" [spoiler]may his system rest in piece[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyArgument between man and wife/girlfriend caught the back end of "AT LEAST HE COULD SATISFY ME"!!
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Some dude knocked out in his recliner (I heard it creak through the mic) and started mumbling in his sleep through a patrol mission I was doing with him.
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4 RepliesGuy: Yea Ima boot this guy when we get to Skolas. Me: My game is lagging, make me host please? Guy: Sure *Boots Guys and finds 2 randoms to finish Skolas*
