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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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4 RepliesGuy: Yea Ima boot this guy when we get to Skolas. Me: My game is lagging, make me host please? Guy: Sure *Boots Guys and finds 2 randoms to finish Skolas*
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1 ReplyI heard a drug deal go down, guy was selling. Weed at his doorstep
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1 ReplyGirlfriend watched me play crota and said that we should have sex.... Everyone in the fire team heard me and yeah... I'm have become legend
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Best post in a while lol
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Playing vog with a friend (his first time). Someone else in the party's brother comes in the room and says something. He starts yelling "don't talk to me like that!" He leaves for a bit, the rest of us laughing our asses off. The rest of the game that was referenced. He came back and we poked some fun at him, believe he left before we defeated Atheon.
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2 RepliesWe were doing hard crota with a friend who was nice but I hadn't known for long we get to the bridge (after I solo the abyss ;) ) and he then says "hey guys I have someone to help on the bridge" him implying this person is as good as he is so the person joins the gt was daddy something so I'm thinking okay a mature person lets get this over with so send the party invite daddy joins the party, then in the most squeaky anti monotone voice you hear this kid who sounds like Neil from family guy mixed with Tommy from rugrats it hurt to just have him in a virtual presence I mute my mic and continue to play, my brother turns to me (being in the same room as I ) and continues to complain about this kid.. my fireteam leader needs my assistance so I unmute my mic as my brother mutes his we get three people to the other side of this bridge waiting and the squeakers turn approaches he attempts the run but simply falls off the edge towards the end my brothers mic being muted and mine not he turns and says "god this is the dumbest mothr fker in the history of destiny he sounds like he's got a dick stuck in his ass " his voice echoes through my mic for the whole fireteam to hear followed by an unsettling silence I'm kicked from the team as the voice comes from my mic and he got to finish the raid fml.
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My newts itch
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I sung I'll take you to the candy shop through trials
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4 RepliesI've legitimately heard someone listen to porn while he was still playing.
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2 RepliesWas doing a crota raid at reset after pulling an all nighter needless to say on crota after several wipes I passed out they finished it I was snoring all through out and to this day I am known as the guardian that can do crota in his sleep lol.
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A guy did something silly in trials and I exclaimed "you're so -blam!-in dumb" and I wasn't mic'd he goes "I'm dumb????" And I'm like "no, I meant my Friend cuz he did something dumb in iron banner"
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5 RepliesMUTE YOUR FREAKING MIC IF YOUR FAT ASS IS GOING TO STUFF YOUR FACE AND PLAY. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR FAT, MOUTH BRETHING CHOMPS AS YOU STUFF YOUR GULLET IN BETWEEN ENEMY WAVES OR PVP MTCHES YOU FAT BASEMENT DWELLING SWEATY TRY HARDS.
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14 RepliesEdited by jaeEasy: 7/31/2015 2:23:01 AMthe wife came home after a wax and said "my p*ssy is on fire!!!!". pretty awkward silence from the fireteam.
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During a raid I went to go take a piss and forgot I had the mic on drip drip drip
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6 RepliesEdited by Potato King: 7/31/2015 3:01:13 AMDuring GTA sesh public, there was this squeaker kid talking shit and swearing. He had his headphones on full blast and I heard his mum from probably going upstairs to his room saying what did you say! kid did not respond. Then mum comes up kid said ill brb, i think he forgot to mute the mic heard his mum say why he's swearing and where he heard that from. Then shes like I know you used my credit card for your xbox. Kid denies the accusation, then suddenly she said I saw the recent transactions in my account. Stop lying. kid said But mum I didnt! then we heard a loud slap, kid squealed like a pig! eeeeeeiiiiikk!! heard crying then he went offline probably yanked the plug out
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1 ReplyMy bro forgot to mute his mic and said to me while wearing it "man (name) is so garbage"
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2 RepliesDoing Crota Hard and there's this thirteen year old kid and we were by the thrallway, and all of a sudden I heard his mom scream at him. "WHY DID YOU NOT TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE!?!? AND YOURE PLAYING THIS CRAP! GET OFF RIGHT NOW!" Guardian has left. Lol
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5 RepliesI heard someone do cocaine once, right down to the tapping of the razor blade. That was interesting.
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4 RepliesNothing in party, but unfortunately the whole crucible team was in game chat and I started singing centuries from fall out boys [spoiler]its an amazing song[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesMy dumb dogs were being their usual dumb selves. I yelled at them "quit it before I fist you in the ass." Good news is no one heard. Bad news is I don't have anyone to play with for anyone to hear this. ;--;
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In my clan it has become customary to leave the mic on whilst visiting the toilet. The its polite to critique each others streams or splashes.
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1 ReplyAfk with the mic still in my ear and overheard "dad i need you to help me make a lag switch" dad replies "the -blam!- is that?" i laughed so hard i left the session
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2 RepliesWell needless to say I was leveling up my Titan with my friend and his friend(mine too now, ugh this is disturbing) and we were playing crucible, out of nowhere she starts going "stoooop" and me and my friend Deion are asking what the hell? Then she says that Cole keeps raspberrying her...next thing that comes out of the mic is the sound of the raspberry. Not for kids: [spoiler]Awhile after, she asks me and Deion if we've ever heard that you're supposed to eat a mint before eating a girl out...at that point we asked why the -blam!- she asked then she says it hurts like hell...I was thinking why the -blam!- is someone stupid enough to do that.[/spoiler]
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I was baby talking my girlfriend and using her pet names etc. Things got REAL uncomfortable and fast.
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Edited by Fail_Face: 7/31/2015 12:39:47 PMI stay unmuted when i go to the bathroom. Random domestic arguments been friends and thier wives. One time, a friends wife comes in and she puts on music, friend calmy asks her to turn it down, she screams back "DONT CARE", she was Vietnamese.
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2 Repliesworst thing i have heard is a close friend/ family member taking class A drugs. far to say when i seen him/her i kicked there ass.
