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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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2 Repliesworst thing i have heard is a close friend/ family member taking class A drugs. far to say when i seen him/her i kicked there ass.
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Not what i say. Usually my family comes in and wants to carry on a lengthy conversation while im in a raid. Not much you can do when in the living room, but mute talk to family switch back to the raid, etc.
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I was running Crota on hard and I forgot my mic wasn't muted and my brother comes into the room and he just started wailing on me so I started fighting back with him in everyone thought I was being robbed
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2 RepliesHad a guy in vault of glass ask if we could take a break before the gatekeeper, so naturally we took 5. He never muted his mic and apparently took it in the bathroom with him, we had to listen to him take a dump complete with echoing farts, the occasional straining grunt and an"oh my god" or two. It almost sounded like he was stuffing it back in. Needless to say some of us had to mute him.
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I was singing to the logical song and I gotta say I destroyed it but still, I was singing for 5 people by accident
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Not surprisingly, I've been known to pass out during all-nighters and snore like a wood chipper.
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1 ReplyGf started hooking it up while doing atheon (not talking about making sandwiches) I also died.
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"MA? THE MEATLOAF! THE MEATLOAF! What's she doing back there? I never know what she's doing."
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Guy went to the bathroom with his headset on... The Horrors I've Heard...
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7 RepliesSex with the GF
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One of my psn friends and his girlfriend which is also my psn friend start throwing hands. Glass I broken things are just being thrown and im just stitting their trying not to laugh
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1 ReplyI live in the barracks out here in San Diego, small rooms, tile completely covers the bathroom. I refuse to mute my mic when I take a piss, so it's super loud and echoes, then the industrial flush is the nail in the coffin. If there is any randoms, conversation usually dies out...it's quiet...then the flush...then the..."dude nice stream" or "that's unsanitary " comments resume
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I forgot to mute my mic as I ripped the biggest fart ever I had no shame that day
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Edited by Mastersword88: 7/31/2015 6:29:28 AMMy sister started singing Justin Bieber right next to me, she is terrible at singing. I was kicked from the raid almost immediately
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1 ReplyEdited by Zukeep: 7/31/2015 4:18:45 AMI got an LFG group for VoG and we were in the tower so people could get heavy synths. On our team there was a squeaker and there was also some stuck up ass hole. So the kid had on an un upgraded thorn to use for VoG and the ass hole (who's gamer tag was something along the line of xXx praisesatan xXx ) says "dude why the hell are you using that shit, you're a little -blam!-ing squeaker who doesn't know what the -blam!- is going on" The kid proceeds to say "I am not, I'm pretty good" Ass hole tells him he's a stupid shit head Kid gets flustered and tells him to -blam!- off We hear his mom say "what the hell did you say" Hear kid say "nothing" Hear rustling of mic Mom gets on and rats us out for being vulgar ass holes and then the other guy starts arguing with her and calling her a stupid c*** and what not
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1 ReplyEdited by BEEF: 7/31/2015 3:26:03 AMSome guy asked us to wait for him at the beginning of the strike. While we waited he was arguing with his wife on who should change the baby's diaper. 10 min later, halfway through the strike we hear the beefest fart ever. Seconds later another fight pursues and we hear the wife yell " dont ever fart on my baby again!" Not a second after we take down Omnigul we hear "F*** you! Why didnt you wait!" I calmly said, "farting on babies isn't cool bro", and went to orbit.
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3 RepliesI was talking and acting all manly and then my cat came by and I forgot to mute and in a cute baby voice i went 'Aw hi Percy! I luv u! You are super cute :):):)' and I heard the rest from my friends
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Hearing someone take a bong rip and then I'm like ayyyy and the guy is like u know wassup
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3 RepliesMy friend started masturbating on Skype once without muting his mic...
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I said nothing... It was the moaning girl that did it for me
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Muted
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2 RepliesEdited by Redlinesi10: 7/31/2015 5:39:08 AMI'm pretty convinced the sound of bong rips are actually part of the destiny soundtrack.
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I started singing Liquor Store Blues from Bruno Mars for like 2 minutes and I was like shit
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I was raging one time carrying two randoms through flawless..i thought I had my mic off.. I died after killing two .. Which was 2v1 They both died. I yelled wtf how can someone be so bad that they get killed by one person. Wtf why would you chase them!! On random answers sorry should of watched the orbs and revived you.. I felt so bad lol now I make sure if I rage I have it mutes.
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I was ranting to my fiancé about a friend of mine and his flawed logic. Another friend overheard me and it was kind of awkward
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1 ReplyThis guy (not sure if he was joking but it was still funny) forgot to mute himself and all I get is "no get that away from me! I'm not gonna suck it!" He said that several times and we were like dude we hear you he was like wrf no you do t you didn't hear anything u wasn't even in the room xD
