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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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i turned up my chat volume and i was greeted with a noise that sounded like a cat giving birth to a cow
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"Guys I'll be back Finna go smoke"
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"Why the -blam!-, dude, did you order a crate of Dildos?" -first time doing VoG
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Literally just farts. Like... Bruh.
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Apparently I started singing for no reason after ending a skype call. I put my mic back on to the fact that it did not end and my friend laughing his a$$ off and asking why the fuc I was signing.
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14 RepliesGame: Call of Duty Black Ops Game Mode: Zombies Intoxication: Highly Drunk It was in the first few rounds and this guy was eating chips, shooting everyone else's zombies, taking away their kills and money, and bought the weapon in the first room. I thought I had muted my mic and said "I bet he sleeps with his family, for traditions sake." He was not amused, and then started screaming in Spanish. I responed by saying "I can speak gibberish too, Burrito, Taco, Uno, now shut the hell up." I got reported, but I also got a friend request from the other random we were playing with. Apparently he thought I was hilarious.
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Getting head from my wife...... Was wondering why everyone got quiet lol
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1 ReplySomeone was jacking off lol
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1 ReplyMy freind said he heard someone jacking off on his mic in a break during the raid....thats why I dont like recruiting off lfg
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1 ReplyBump for later
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Ok so I had to go to the bathroom and I *muted my mic* and so I get out of the bathroom and I said I was going to get a snack and the my brother yells at the top of his lungs '' BOOM BABY SHERLOCK''so I got back and my friends were all laughing and I *unmuted my mic* only to relise I muted my mic later just then so I'm wondering why they weren't responding then I realised what happened and now my friends say it as an inside joke
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1 ReplyDidn't know I left the mic on when I came back from the kitchen, continued to chow on the food I prepared. A minute later all I heard was "Sounds like someone's enjoying themselves' Looked down to see my mic was active, and let out a long f u u u u u c k. Apparently, I moan when I eat.
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A friend keeps getting really salty at Pvp until his dad woke up and took away his ps4
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3 RepliesForgot to mute my mic and I was in the middle of a WWE fight
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6 RepliesEdited by Jcaf8: 10/10/2015 11:47:25 PMGuy said "one minute be right" While waiting we had a very uncomfortable time hearing his noises whilst in the bathroom. One of the members of our raid team just said "wait..is he actually wearing is-" He was cut off by the sound of a flush and grunt, and finally heard some footsteps and the guy coming back saying "okay I'm back" we all had a silent agreement not to tell him [spoiler]while writing/remembering this I laughed way too much[/spoiler] Also one of my friends needed to sit though a kid master bating with mic on in a ps4 party... No joke
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Edited by Reconunit12: 10/11/2015 4:51:27 PM6 of my friends was playing VoG on the atheon Co. One of my friends had to go the bathroom. His roommate asked "Where are you going?" He said"I'm going to Africa to visit my roots" in a African accent All of the fireteam was cracking up He got back on and said"I'm back" One of my friends asked"How was Africa?" We were cracking up more We still laugh about it to this day.
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Edited by frankhail306: 10/11/2015 2:35:24 PMOne time when I was playing halo reach I told my friend "one day we will go to the moon" In custom games I went to outer space when playing jump rope my revanent hit something and went higher..and higher then it blew up and sent it's self to outer space. I was falling to my doom. Everyone was laughing and said "did you go to the moon? " And one time I was playing with my friends and I said "you know what I hate? Those cabal that scream and make you go flying with there shield" then out of the blue without warning I here one of the bastards and as soon as I turn around he's right there and I turn and say "holy god!" And then I'm sent into a wall and to outer space. My friends merely asked "what happened? " And Finally one time I was playing bulkhead survival and there was an alien lifeform my friend said don't turn around so I was curious as to why. I turn around and I'm just saying now. That was the scariest thing I hace seen it was right in my face and killed me....Omg my friends were laughing ;-; But one time for the muted part I was afk and my friends heard my sister playing with our puppy and he bit her she screamed Like a banshee. My friends asked if that was a dying -blam!- when I came back.
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108 RepliesI was once raiding with a group of randoms and 1 of them was a kid. For some reason he didnt have a mic so he used his kinect to talk to us. He was talking sh/t the entire raid about how he had sex and all that and at one point his mom walks in. It started with that she was angry with him not being polite but ended in him screaming at his mom about how she was a hoe and if she wanted him to love her, she first needed to buy him a Astro gaming headset. I thaught that my mic was muted when i said that he needed to show some respect to his mother. After a few seconds off silence i hear the mom asking who tf said that and started talking to me about tips to raise her son to become a decent young man like me. Couldnt help myself and told her that if he ever says a swear word or is disrespectfull towards her, she should just take his xbox away for a week. And just take more every time if that doesnt work. Like his pc, tv, phone and all that stuff. Till this day, i still get hate msgs from him.
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I heard someone's mom yelling " I want you to turn that f****** Xbox off right now of your grounded or the rest of the moth" it was some scary stuff haha
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Edited by BSMind: 10/11/2015 1:56:58 AM[quote]look if I have to pause the game to go answer the door for the pizza guy I'm going to do it naked so he never delivers here again and you won't get pizza ever.[/quote] I almost died laughing when I heard that
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I was running Crota, and my gf comes walking in from work, complaining about her boss. I thought I had muted my mic, so I tell her, "I can't stand that guy, he's a huge d*ck wizard." I get back on the headset, and hear silence. One of my buddies asks "really?" I asked what? He says, "Dude, wtf is a d*ck wizard? Please tell us how one earns this illustrious title." We all died laughing.
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I ate chips
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Exotic sword quest today. "Hey, can you bring in some TP. He just pooped."
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I was playing titanfall with a friend who lives in another state. He starts singing " home gurl by bone" really loudly. Mainly the chorus. After going through the chorus a few times he gets a knock on his door. Apprently his very Asian neighbors didn't appreciate their 11 year old daughter hearing someone sing "he got a big d1ck and know how to use it!" over and over again lmao had me and everyone else on our team in tears
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"Imma double scoop his *ss." Talking about sword handle kills.
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I heard some drunk guy taking a piss when I was raiding.
