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10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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Trials, me and my friend get a random, he sounds 15 We're 8-0 and the kid disconnected It was already 4-2 so me and my friend won and got 9-0 The kid goes "Ill be back" 3 seconds later we hear him. "AAAAAHHHH..WAAAAHHH!!!" He was literally Crying...[i]Baling[/i] "WAHH-Wait a second.. OH FU*K YOU GUYS HEARD THA-" And he left the party I do feel bad for him... But really? Real Tears?
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That would have to be my wife coming home and going ballistic on me for stupid reasons. My buddies are used to it, but we have fun with it, like pulling the cord out so she can hear what they're saying about her... XD
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1 ReplyDang this thread got a serious self-rez, OP must main a warlock
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I...just sharted....
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Talking to my sister, she was standing in front my screen Go away nobody likes you
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Being in a party with someone who is disciplining a child is always uncomfortable. Several friends are either parents or are regularly in charge of a younger relative. I've heard everything from the super serious, quiet dressing down that you know had the kid quivering right through to explosive death threats being screamed at a 6 year old who decided that the walls required her artistic touch. Here is a hint though - screaming at 6 year olds will quickly lose you the respect of your fellow adult friends. But hearing your friend switch from laughing with you into super serious telling off mode is hilarious.
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2 RepliesSang forever young/alphaville in my fireteam lol - gladly everybody else was afk =p
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When I smoked a lot I would always take massive Bong hits in the Mic just because everyone would ask if I smoked due to my gamer tag. Been sober for 3 months Damon I miss it lol
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I'm playing a game w/ friends and * Rooster goes off in the background * my friends are like " do you have a rooster and why " I reply " yes we have chickens and cocks so what do u want?"
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WHY IS THE CHICKEN IN THE SHOWER?! F#CKS SAKE! [spoiler]was during a cabal strike a long time ago[/spoiler]
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This made me think of the Whitest Kids U' Know skit.
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There's a guy who I regularly play with that argues with someone ALL the time and never pulls out his mic lmao
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I was playing Halo with some friends back in the day and my girlfriend (now my wife) came into the room, I turned my controller off instead of muting Mic (we were in a lobby before the match) and I started making out with my girl. After a few minutes I noticed the Mic icon next to my Gamer tag kept lighting up as if I was talking. Turns out I forgot that my Kinect would be used as a Mic when I turned off my controller and everyone in the lobby co I'll d gear us. None of them said a word until I got back, lol they didn't want to "ruin the mood" We still laugh about that to this day.
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When vog first came out me and another friend found a ragtag team of people. After a while of fiddling around everyone decides to get off for a while. Were all talking and from this one guys mic we hear"Come to daddy" or something along the lines of that in the background and he goes okay daddy and leaves abruptly and were all like well then lmao
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6 Replies[This was heard in the background, it was so loud it was reaching a friends mic] Dad: YOU NEED TO GET YOUR -blam!-ING ASS BACK INTO BED RIGHT NOW OKAY Son: Dad but I- Dad: NO I DRIVE YOUR ASS TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY AND WORK MY ASS OFF SIX HOURS A DAY TO PUT FOOD ON YOUR PL- [The door closed or something so we couldn't hear anything but everyone just was silently mortified]
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31 RepliesThis is a must watchI WAS IN THE PARTY WITH HIM WHEN THIS HAPPENED. HE DIDNT MUTE HIS MIC OR ANYTHING
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A common occurrence when in a party chat with friends playing CoD or Destiny is one of my friends not turning his mic off during 'intimate sessions' he doesn't stop playing and she does the work.
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5 RepliesI took a piss with my mic on.... Rather awkward after that haha
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My mom made in door s'mores
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My GF likes to just yell shit in my mic, regardless if i know its muted or not.
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I was in a party on Xbox Live with my friends. Little did I know, my girlfriend was behind me, butt ass naked. Of course, the controller flew out of my hand and I muted my mic. She gets up, shuts my door, shuts off my Xbox (not really), and unplugs my mic (successfully). We had fun for about 35-40 minutes. I get up to grab a glass of water, I come back, my Xbox was still on, I was still in the party, and my Kinect was plugged in the entire time. Oops? And yes, they got a huge kick out of it.
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"Whered i put my pants?" I heard the laughter, and decided following up with "sorry thought my mic was muted" was a good idea.. I dont have many regrets.. But this..
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In a nightfall, didn't realize my kinect mic was on, got in a party with a girl and a young boy. The girl was talking to the boy helping explain things to him. My missus and I were making jokes back and forth about getting the mother and son combo. Then they say I think he doesn't realize he has got his mic turned on.. *Whizzy has left the party*
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I've also -blam!-ed an ex right on the couch and I come back and fire team welcomes me back adding "I guess you took the 'become legend' motto too seriously"
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2 RepliesWas running undying mind last night. Midway through i get a text from a friend OTW. So im like ok i got time to finish this. Me being completely ingrossed in this strike, i completely forgot about said text. Anyway the strike ends and the screen goes black. At that point i see my friend sitting behind me in the reflection of the tv and proceed to almost have a heart attack. The yelp i let out had to of burst a few eardrums
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2 RepliesMy little brother was excited (he's five) and randomly ran in panting and yelled "I'm going to eat your face!" Then ran off.
