Tv, Computer, Gaming consoles, phone.
You name it, I took it.
[u][i]What[/i] are you going to do with your life now?[/u]
[b]Edit:[/b] [spoiler]1,000?!? Gosh you guys get [i]mad[/i] when I take away you stuff....[/spoiler]
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Horrifically and brutally murder everything, and everyone within the vicinity of 1 light year of me, line the walls with the bowels of the virgins, use the blood to grease the treads of my tanks, stuff the bodies with 20 pounds of dynamite and cause it to erupt, then masturbate ferociously to the sight of the gore as I shove a random bone into my rectal area, and proceed to summon Cthulhu to destroy the remaining survivors chastities with his holy and all powerful tentacles and Shrek our Orgelord -blam!-s him in the ass filling him with his onion spunk >? >profit