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Edited by The Cellar Door:
8/2/2015 4:06:07 PM
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Are you otherkin?
I am doorkin. I am friends with all the doors in my house. My favorite artist is The Doors. Sometimes I stand in front of people and make them twist my nipples for me to move out of their way, in a similar fashion a door would. I have a door in my room that I have taken out the knob so I have sex with that beautiful piece of carpentry. I hate being slammed and feeling unappreciated. Next time you see a door, think of me you ableist bastards.
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I know this one person who really think he's archangelkin, but he's a complete sociopath. I think he's demonkin if anything, he acts the complete opposite of the archangel Michael. Michael would never hurt someone like he has me... I've realized that the reason why I was so attracted to him is that we were enemies in several past lives, and I always tried to help him see the light. But I guess I'll never be able to. And that's what hurts most of all.
