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Edited by The Cellar Door: 8/2/2015 4:06:07 PM
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Are you otherkin?

I am doorkin. I am friends with all the doors in my house. My favorite artist is The Doors. Sometimes I stand in front of people and make them twist my nipples for me to move out of their way, in a similar fashion a door would. I have a door in my room that I have taken out the knob so I have sex with that beautiful piece of carpentry. I hate being slammed and feeling unappreciated. Next time you see a door, think of me you ableist bastards.

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    My kin is an odd crossbreed with a canine species, the fox, and a feline species, the lion, and it feels so odd when he makes his presence known but when he's gone I feel the absence. I'm not sure where I was going with this but hey, that's my kin type I guess

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