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Edited by The Cellar Door: 8/2/2015 4:06:07 PM
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Are you otherkin?

I am doorkin. I am friends with all the doors in my house. My favorite artist is The Doors. Sometimes I stand in front of people and make them twist my nipples for me to move out of their way, in a similar fashion a door would. I have a door in my room that I have taken out the knob so I have sex with that beautiful piece of carpentry. I hate being slammed and feeling unappreciated. Next time you see a door, think of me you ableist bastards.

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  • To the otherkin who truly am his/her kintype. I think there is a tag for it, with 'litterally' in front, like litterallydemon. I don't remember specifically tho. But feel free to talk to me if you wish, assuming you can stomach my lack of morals... *Chuckles* Because I truly AM a demon. *Smirks* Perhaps not physically quite yet, but my soul and mind.

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