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8/2/2015 10:35:20 PM
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[spoiler]SOUNDS GOOD[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]WE NEED TO DRUNK DRIVE AGAIN[/spoiler]
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[b]Andrew gets in his jeep, with a six pack of beer[/b]
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[b]Sasüune hops in with him [/b] "We ride together we die together"
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[b]I hop in behind and start up a turret[/b]
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[b]He takes a beer and starts the jeep[/b]
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[b]andrew pulls the turret trigger and doesnt let go[/b] "HAHHHAAAAA"
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[b]HE STARTS DRIVING[/b]
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[b]HE SHOOTS AT ANYTHING THAT MOVES.[/b]
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[b]HE DRIVES INTO A BUILDING WINDOW[/b]
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[b]HE SHOOTS ALL THE EMPLOYEES[/b]
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[b]HE DRIVES INTO PROPANE TANK[/b]
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[b]HE EMERGES FROM EXPLOSION WITH NO SKIN, ON FIRE, ONE ARM, NO LEGS, STILL HOLDING ONTO THE TRIGGER[/b] "YEEE-HEE-HEE!!!"
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[b]HE CONTINUES DRIVING AS HE HEALS YOU[/b]
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[b]HE PULLS OUT A BIN OF DYNAMITE AND BEGINS THROWING IT ALL OVER[/b]
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[b]HE SPINS IN CIRCLES HITTING THE POLICE CAR[/b]
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[b]HE GOES BACK TO THE TURRET[/b]
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[b]HE DRIVES INTO A PLANE[/b]
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[b]HE RIPS THE TURRET OFF ITS HINGES, AND JUMPS OUT OF THE JEEP THEN SKYDIVES AS HE IS SHOOTING AT THE PLANE[/b]
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[b]HE HITS HIS OWN BONE WALL AND BECOMES UNCONSCIOUS [/b]
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[b]HE FALLS TO HIS DEATH BUT UNREALISTICALLY HITS A GIANT TRAMPOLINE AND IS SAVED[/b]
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[b]HE IS STILL UNCONSCIOUS [/b]
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[b]HE REMOTELY DETONATES THE PLANE AND YOU FALL RIGHT NEXT TO HIM [/b]
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[b]He still is passed out[/b]
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[b]he gets up and heads home[/b]
