HA. Ahh man, your shitty little guardian actually putting a dent in a set Mark VI MJOLNIR Spartan armor? Hahahaha. You had a golden age, sucked a lot of cock, and then lost it due to sucking traveler cock. Chief wouldn't have to beat a guardian. He'd beat his meat and then drown them in a torrent of toxic, raging, spartan jizz.