Find the biggest, baddest mother-blam!-er in the entire school and make him your bitch. Now I know what you are thinking right now. It is probably something along the lines of "Oh Caleb how the heck am I supposed to do that?", but I assure you that by following my probably 5 step plan (I'll figure it out while writing, but won't come back and change it) that you truly can succeed. Step 1: [spoiler]Send me NewEgg cards via pm so I can buy a pc[/spoiler] Step 2: [spoiler]Actually find your potential bitch[/spoiler] Step 3: [spoiler]Confront him in a public/high-traffic area[/spoiler] Step 4: [spoiler]Grab him by both nipples and twist. If he has more then two nipples the alternate part way through[/spoiler] Step 5: [spoiler]Kick him in the scrotum hard, but not hard enough to rupture anything (eugh)[/spoiler] Step 6: [spoiler]Say something intimidating to the crowd that now surrounds you[/spoiler] Step 7: [spoiler]Get sent to the office, but don't worry because they will be too afraid to reprimand you[/spoiler] Step 8: [spoiler]Both male and female alike will now swoon at your badassery whenever you pass by[/spoiler] Step 9: [spoiler]As ruler of the school you must collect money. 75% goes to you and 25% goes to me[/spoiler] [spoiler]Now go out there and open up a can of whoopass[/spoiler]