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8/4/2015 3:19:27 AM
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So i figured out why Oryx is really mad..
It's not that we killed his son, he doesn't care about that pushover. No, something very precious of his was destroyed in the black garden. Something that no one can ever give him again. Something he cherished and held dear for many centuries.. His ballsack. That's right guardians, what we were told is the heart of the black garden was actually Oryx's nuts. He wants revenge. But he can't come for it. ;)
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He step in a lego.
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1 ReplyI think u mean he can't "cum" for it
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Momma said its cause he's got all them teeth and no toothbrush
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Edited by echoblammo: 8/4/2015 1:02:31 PM
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So... Oryx built the Vex to protect and worship his balls. Well then...
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2 RepliesWhere did crota come from?
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3 Repliesactually its because Randal the Vandal ate the last cupcake at the reunion
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Lol; so technically we nerfed him :D
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Of course. Maybe he's like Armstrong and has a backup nut.
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Edited by MildSquirrel: 8/4/2015 9:58:43 AMI always said the black garden turned me on
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This!
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Hahahaha bump!
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Thank you for making my day sir
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Every time I see Crota I tell him to put on some pants. Sounds like his pop could have benefited from the same advice.
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he got all dem teeth an no toothbrush.
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lolwut
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Lol!!'
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Thought it was because we essentially committed breaking and entering and proceeded to murder the hive we saw just to steal his stuff to sell on guardian black market.
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5 RepliesBut didn't that belong to the Vex? lol
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Edited by SergioVengeance: 8/4/2015 5:21:31 AMBecause he is not getting a cut from Bungie and Activision giving the BIG D to all it's consumers with it's over priced DLC? Seems reasonable.
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Yea blam you gaurdians now I can't have kids anymore
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No, I took his cookies
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1 ReplyShameless bump!
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2 RepliesLmao! Much better storyline. Get this guy a position at bungie!
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LMFAO
