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Edited by SWPiedrahita:
8/4/2015 3:41:03 AM
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*destiny year 10*
Me: *looks at vault*
Me: *sees shadow price at 365 damage*
Me: *smiles*
Me: well hello my old friend. I haven't used you in a while. Let's go for a raid.
Me: *takes into raid from year 5*
Shadow price: *attempts to kill level 100 enemy, but it it takes 3 & 1/2 mags to down weakest variant of enemy*
Me: oh that's not good my friend. Not good at all.
Me: *goes to tower to reminisce in vanilla times*
Me: you know shadow price, we had a good run together. You were my first legendary I ever obtained. I treasured you for 10 years in my vault. But now I must do the thing I have avoided doing for ten years
Me: *unlocks shadow price*
Me: it's for the best shadow price. I still love you, and I always will. But I think we both understand that this has to happen now.
Me: *starts to cry as I start dismantling shadow price*
Me: it is done.
Me: *plants weapon parts next to parkour tree* rest in pieces shadow price... Rest silently..
*2 days later*
Bungie: as a token of appreciation and dedication to playing destiny and to your old weapons (don't lie, we know you kept some >:)) ALL weapons may ow be ascended to 200 light level. You're welcome. :)
Me: *cries and continues to hand over money*
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This will happen to my amazing epitaph sniper rifle
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So true...
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This will probably happen, they make the gear useless at first so we clear out our vaults and the next thing you know they announce a new upgrading system.
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We all know this will happen
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Yeah this happened to me. Dismantled a bunch of gear when they said it's be locked in place. Then they have the balls to introduce etheric light
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Self bump
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Bump this
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Liek if u wil cri evry tiem.
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I go through this every time I delete a weapon. It's so hard . Especially if I wrecked with it.
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You mean *cries and continues to throw money at the screen*
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A masterpiece. Bump
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Then they add trading and you can buy one for $20
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Toppestkek
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Hahahhahahahaha
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Lmfao
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Lol 30
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easily the best thing ive read in a while
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You do know that you can still use all the old weapons in normal PvP?
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And they are just as strong
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Exactly what happened to me. I don't get it.
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His is the strongest of titan, never the shadow price.. Or you will pay the price
