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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/4/2015 6:20:04 PM
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*i make one appear out of what seems thin air* "here, think of it as a gift from me and the guardians, they seemed to want to give this too you a lot"
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Does it have anything special? *I start upgrading the sword*
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Once it kills a enemy, the body disappears and you'll never have to sharpen it, and it can fly
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Awesome. *I finish the upgrades and it goes in the sword* *I open a portal under us and we both fall in an unknown area* *I cut your head off with the sword* [spoiler]fight?[/spoiler] [spoiler]for training with the sword, i'm not actually trying to kill you[/spoiler]
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My armour blocks the sword, I then deactivate the charge in the sword" why not? Surprise fight sounds good" * I force punch you into a wall
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How did you get the Force? *I force choke you and then slam you on the ground*
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My armour blocks the choke, when I slam I'm able to get back up quickly, then your blade appears in your hands " perks of being the forge master? Eh?
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Yeah. *I point the sword at you and the dagger flies out*
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I grab it before it hits me, the shove it in your stomach, and a burrito falls out of your gut
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*my armor stops the dagger* Hah! *I force push you back*
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I don't fall since I have a good sense of balance, " what armour" it begins fadeing away
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Wow. Can I get that back after this? *I slice at you with the lightsaber* [spoiler]the force would still make you go flying back[/spoiler]
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"Sure, this is a training fight after all* I run up to you and grab you throat, then slam you on the ground" [spoiler]imagine it flys me back and I like manage to keep my feet on the ground, so I would recover fast[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]oh[/spoiler] *as you run I jab the sword at you* *the dagger goes back in*
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*i grab the sword and do a flip, also flipping you, then stomp on your chest[spoiler]i'll be back later, I gotta do some stuff [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ok[/spoiler] *I use my pants so I don't get hurt* *I kick you in the nuts*
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My armour absorbs the hit to my nuts, then I shoot a fire ball at your pants, burning them
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HEY!!! DO YOU WANT ME NAKED!?!?!? *I force push the fire ball back at you*
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*a pair of unbreakable underpants appear on you * " no, it's just you relie on your clothes powers," *flames begin swarming you
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Seriously! Your wearing armor too! *I get up and jump over the fire surrounding me*
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"What? You gay now or something?" *i shock you out of the air
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No! *gets electrocuted* *falls on the ground* *tackles you*
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*throws you off
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*makes my lightsaber come* *force lifts you*
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*your light saber flys to my hand, I then use the force to knock you over, which ends up with me falling, I land then punch you
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*force grabs your hand and uses my other hand to take back my lightsaber* *trips you with my tail*
