What's the cutest/hottest thing a girl has said to you.
For girls it can be the cutest/Hottest thing a guy has said to you.
For me it would be "I'm not staring at you, I'm looking past you"
This person was really flirty and always stared at me.
[spoiler]I'm still forever alone though[/spoiler]
[spoiler]i cri evri tiem[/spoiler]
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Edited by Joorak: 8/22/2015 4:51:22 AMShe said I look like a monkey She then said monkeys are cute Was I monkeyzoned? Another one said I have nice legs I'm a dude and I wear leggings under my pants I said "I wear leggings under these things" Dude said prove it So I did and Lady sees my legging covered legs and says "damn, those are some nice legs" In truth, I do have some well toned legs. I'm quite proud of them. And oh yeah, I'm STILL single
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Edited by ILikeTurtles: 9/2/2015 5:20:10 AM"I'll be yours forever." Lmfao -blam!- these thots wtf
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"Will you be my big black penetrative daddy?"
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Her: "3 days grace is a hardcore band" 8 days later Priest: here he lies dead forever, he had been born laughing and died laughing
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I made a weird noise and she said that was hot but it'd be hotter between her legs.
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I guess anything, if I like the girl ( I don't mean everything she says, that would be nasty)
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Her: "Do you like pickles or tuna?" Me: "Tuna." Her: "I like pickles" *leans closer* "I like pickles in my tuna." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If only I wasn't too much of a do-gooder to decline politely
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"Can you find the clit?"
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Once a girl said my fly was open. It wasn't.
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Eat my ass
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My eyes turn blue when I'm happy....erm...my eyes are turning blue. [spoiler]Then I turned and she kissed me![/spoiler]
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Nice butt
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"Wanna make out?"
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Another one: Recently, a girl hugged me, walked away, and winked at me. [spoiler]Is that good? Or...[/spoiler]
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I see you in selfie threads [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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I'm a horse
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She wanted me to rant about my life. So I did which involved no girl ever liking me. She then told me right after that she did. Super awkward but very cute
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Let me touch your ass rough boy
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You smell better when you're sleeping...
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Edited by Good Apollo: 9/2/2015 3:34:59 AMIt's not cute or hot, but it made me laugh my ass off. [quote]Yeah lol like she can probably put her other hand on her other hip and her fingers touch.. That's how small she is[/quote]
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Get in the back seat.
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What the -blam!-? Who are you? Ahh!!! *muffles* *gasps for air* Get away from me you creep! NO!!! HELP! AHHHH!!! *muffled screams come from inside car trunk*
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Edited by Toph_Houdy: 9/2/2015 3:01:39 AMgirls talking to me? [spoiler]what is this sorcery?!?!?![/spoiler]
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I LIEK TURTELZ as well.
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"Next time I see you, I'm gonna bite you."
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Edited by Calamitous: 9/2/2015 1:39:31 AM"Bye"