What if everything you ever wanted...
WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER!
[b]THEN YOU NEED[u] PEREGRINE GREAVES[/u]!!![/b]
PUT THESE[b] SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN[/b] AND[b] YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES[/b]. THEY ARE[b] GEMS[/b]. YOU WILL LOOK [b]GLAMOROUS[/b] LIKE A [b]STYLISH LADY[/b] WHILE YOU [b]KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE![/b] YOUR LEGS ARE [b]BEDAZZLED! [/b]BEDAZZLED WITH THE[b] STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS[/b] IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE[b] ZERO F***S[/b] ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO [b]SWEET JUMPKICKS! [/b]
YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND[b] THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE[/b] BECAUSE [b]YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH![/b][b] YOUR SON WILL DIE! [/b]YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! [b]YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! [/b]
YOU WILL[b] TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE [/b]AND YOU WILL[b] MASSACRE PEOPLE![/b] YOU WILL[b] F*** THEM UP![/b]
[b]YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS![/b] DENIED! [b]GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE![/b]
[b]YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS [/b]AND CAUSE THEM TO [b]WEEP RADIANT TEARS![/b]
[b]YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS[/b]...[b][i]CAREFULLY[/i][/b]....
[b]YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES[/b], DIVING INTO THEIR[b] NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT[/b] AND [b]MURDERING [/b]THEM WITH YOUR[b] ENERGY LEGS[/b]! IT IS[b] YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU[/b]---wait, shit...[b]THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? [/b]
YOU WILL[b] RUIN YOUR K/D[/b] LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE[b] ADDICTED[/b] TO THE SWEET,[i] SWEET[/i] SOUND OF [b]INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH[/b]! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY [b]SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE [/b]AND IT WILL BE [b]WORTH IT[/b] WHEN YOU [b]KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT[/b] BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM![b] EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED [/b]AS[b] YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED[/b] AND HIS FAMILY[b] FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS[/b] TO [b]TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF[i] TEXAAAAAAS! [/i]
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[b]PEREGRINE[i] GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES[/i]!!![/b]
[b]EDIT:[/b] [b]YOU WILL KNEE TITANS PANIC-FISTING...and...[/b] shit. IT DOES [b]NOT END WELL[/b] IF "[b]UNSTOPPABLE[/b]" IS ACTIVE. THANKS, xSHIBBYx !
EDIT AGAIN: [b]I HAVE REVIEWED THE LORD OF WOLVES:[/b] https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/145107737/0/0
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Edited by LTCcherno: 8/7/2015 2:00:00 PMOh, is that yet another Bladedancer? Let me introduce him to my big O-Knee-Chan!!!
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Edited by WzrdFog: 8/7/2015 2:32:00 PM[b]HEY IM MISTER TORGUE AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY NEW [u]EXPLOSIVE[/u] PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! YOU LIKE KICKING STUFF IN THE FACE AND HAVING IT EXPLODE? "NO CAUSE IM NOT A NEANDERTHAL"? APOLOGIZE, THAT WORD HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES!!! ON SALE NOW 26,000 GLIMMER!!![/b]
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MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK, TOO! HOW DO I TURN IT OFF???
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If you look closely in the reef or whatever, when you run, get shoulder charge ready (cant use it) and jump, huge freaken knives come out of your legs for a split second
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LMAO!
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If you mad this a YouTube video you would get lots of attention. I loved this.
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Fiery warlocks faggy goat hat.
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make a post like this but for the faggy goat hat
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Edited by xSHIBBYx: 8/7/2015 2:14:40 PMNow I gotta equip these again and do some knee blastin' today...
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I'll take 20!
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BECAUSE REASONS
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Bump.
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Not 100% tooth-out-of-a** hole I'm afraid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Eo8Zbg7NTc
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This guy > President Torgue
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Edited by Lion: 8/7/2015 10:46:28 AMPetition to put this in the weekly update Sign here 38 :O Ohhhhhh Deeeeeej XUR IS HERE!!! BLESS US 51!!' 75 ER MAH GERD DEEJ 85 DEEJ WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU! 100 DEEJ I REQUEST YOU NOW RIGHT NOW 106 COZMO NOW NOW NOW NOWWWWWWWW 125 WE MUST CHANT COZMO COZMO COZMO COZMO 140 COZMO COZMO COZMO COZMO COZMO COZMO COZMO
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The K/D relate xD
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The K/D I can relate lol do -blam!-in true
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Bump.
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I need this guy as my ghost.
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Nightfall Arc Burn Airborne Brawler +Peregrine Greaves
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Hi, I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite post on these forums!
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This is great